Superpowers

Anton

Anton

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Suddenly you've been blasted with radiation! Or bit by a radioactive cow! Or blessed by a god! Or are a god yourself! Or you found a magic ring! Or you're a gross mutant! Doesn't matter, you now have awesome superpowers and can show them off to people at parties and make them all jealous.

Problem is, they all have a catch.



This game is fairly straightforward. Respond to someone's superpower with a limit, a catch, and downfall, something that nullifies the power or makes it absurd or whatever; then post your own.

Each power and response can be serious, silly, nonsensical, wordy, simple, whatever. Powers can also be repeated throughout this topic if necessary, just don't do the same one over and over and over. The only rule is that you must reply to the post above yours. If you can't think of a way to respond to one, don't post! If one needs to be skipped, I'll come in and do so, but otherwise just be creative and have fun with this!

The game will go something like this:

Bob said:
Invisibility
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George said:
Your clothes can't become invisible so you must be naked.

Super Strength
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So let's start off with Super Strength.
 
Anytime you grab something it breaks because you are so STRONG.

Teleportation.
 
You can't see where you're teleporting, so you die by teleporting into a volcano.

Super Speed.
 
You can't think as quickly as you can run, so you end up slamming into walls and things.

Can breathe underwater :blooper:
 
You eat a lot of plankton while breathing and die.

Able to turn yourself on fire without being burned.
 
Your vision is five-dimensional, your mind can't process it, and you go insane.

The ability to eat everything without ill effects.
 
Including digesting your own stomach.

Ability to boost your senses.
 
You hear everything, making your mind go berserk.

The ability to have no superpowers.
 
You're so cool, you accidentally encase yourself in a block of ice and then shatter into a million pieces.

The power to manipulate time.
 
You can only move one second into the future and your power never stops working.

X-ray vision.
 
You see through everything all the time.

The ability to use GTA cheat codes in real life (full ammo, full health/armor, summon cars out of the sky, etc.)
 
You become depressed because every mind you read contains negative thoughts about you.

Shapeshifting.
 
You can only shift to geometric shapes.

The power to fly.
 
you get sucked into an airplane
you get the ability to never face consequences
 
All consequences happen behind your back.

Life becomes too boring for you as you are now able to do whatever you want. This then becomes a consequence of your power, and because the universe doesn't feel like trying to equal your ability out, it decides to just explode and restart itself from the big bang.

The ability to be indestructible.
 
as a side effect all of the worlds alligators want to eat you
The ability to control sandwiches
 
Everyone stops making sandwiches in fear of you abusing your powers.

The ability to create food out of thin air.
 
all you can create is expired meat
the ability to be a mod of every forum
 
(Assuming you take advantage of this ability,) You have no time to do anything else, and you die by low Hunger/Bladder/Social/Energy, Sims style.

Laser vision, pew pew
 
the lasers just bounce off of people
THE ABILITY TO BOUNCE REALLY HIGH
 
You never get past the first bounce because you failed to land properly.

Communication with animals
 
this is essentially the same game as 'good wishes aren't always good wishes,' but ok



you fall really hard


the ability to speak korean


well fuck i got post conflicted.

the animals all speak in korean
 
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