V&DF LPs - HM: FoMT Part 1: Dragons live in his head!

Marry the pink hair one.

Yes, let's start. We all know this update's taken long enough...

This was the first name to pop into DF's head. It eventually got some justification with a really bad "ray of sunshine" pun.

Cause winter is my favorite season, and I was born on a 17th.

...I have no idea what made DF think of this

After the dog in Mother 3.
(fun fact: for some reason, I asked questions about the dog's name before I realized how weird the farm's name was. take notes, there's gonna be a quiz)

La la la, standin' around doing nuthi-
Y'know what DF? I'm really bored. Maybe we oughta go find some unwitting victim and force him to follow our commands, but we have to argue about it all the time!
OMG that's an awesome idea!
...uh, who was that?
HEY LOOK THERE'S ONE NOW! Hey kid, we're gonna hang around in your head for a while, that cool with you?
Uh...
Wait, there's some guy with a red suit coming over here.

Typical Harvest Moon.
"You can't just come waltzing in here!"
But we're not dancing.
We're just standing around here doing nothing.
Wait! I knew the owner.

That's news to me too kid. I don't like it when people I control try to keep secrets from me.
Yeah! I didn't know that he died.
Tragic.
When did it happen?

If he didn't leave us stuff I'm disowning him.

Surprise, surprise...
That's me.

"Well, how did you know the old man, then?"
Y'know, the "old man" probably has a name. Have some respect for the dead, eh?
Well, I was a little kid...
Ooh a backstory.
Not just a backstory! A FLASHBACK!

"I'm glad for the vacation, too. Hey, want to go fishing?"

ARE YOU SERIOUSLY TELLING ME YOUR MOTHER MANAGED TO LOSE YOU AS SOON AS YOU GOT THERE?! I....how is that even possible?
Hahahahahahaha!

So, we're back on the farm.
Still in the flashback. You can tell because everything is sepia. And-wait, you're still calling him Old Man? CAN'T YOU AT LEAST REFER TO HIM BY NAME?!

Wait, they're not at home to answer the phone. Dunno how this is gonna work out.
...Have cell phones been invented at this point in time? I'm confused.
They've been invented. ...Possibly.
THANKS AMBIGUOUS TIME PERIODS
"Thanks for finding our son!"
"We live in the city, but we wanted to show our son the country."
Old manhe found your son after you somehow lost him immediately, can't you refer to the guy by name, at least?!:Is that so? Well, how about you spend a few days on the farm, then?
"Really? You mean it?"
Old manIS THIS ACTUALLY HIS NAME?!: Sure! I'd like the company.
Hey look, a montage!
Oooh, montage.
*note: I ended up not taking screenshots during the montage. instead, please enjoy my insightful commentary on it*
Mkay, so now, he's riding a horse
And now he's riding a cow
And now he's trying to chase down a chicken
And he's going fishing
And he meets a dog
Aaaaaand montage over
Is the flashback over too?
I think s-WAIT, WAIT NO, THERE'S AN UNKNOWN PERSON TALKING TO US! THINGS ARE GETTING INTERESTING!
YYYYEESSSSS
???: y...ey....Hey.
It's...a girl.
"You were so quiet I thought you were dead!"
Ray confirmed to be a zombie.

So, Ray goes off and plays with her for a while.
"Why don't you tell me about yourself?"
Ooh, this is gonna be a da-WAIT THERE'S A GIANT WHITE FLASH TAKING OVER THE SCREEN
ZOMBIE MAGIC!

Mkay, so the old man did...he's all alone here...
A shame he is alone.

Of course I will!
Yeah, Ray's a cool guy like that.
The coolest.

"You can't just leave me! I'll be alone! You have to come back sometime, alright?"

And now the flashback's over.
Longest flashback ever.
Well, I'd like the farm.

I question giving a farm to a kid, but eh.
He's grown up now.
Probably not enough.
If a 10 year old is capable enough to become the greatest trainer in history, I think he can run a farm.
True. Wait, can zombies inherit farms?
...I don't know. As a lawyer, I can confirm that this is a major legal issue and that this must be taken to court. Zombies are people too!

*Thomas leaves*
*Ray fistpumps*
YEAH! LET'S DO THIS SHIT!
Oh man, things are getting real.
Wait, no, he's going to bed now...


Well, I'll just do the tutorial, now.
(one tutorial later)

Lemme guess...
"How about I show you how to play instead of having you go through a boring tutorial?"
OF COURSE
Your fault for being too observant.
Alright. Thanks, Thomas. ...Hey, there's another guy coming.

DANGIT GAME COULDN'T YOU HAVE DONE THIS FIVE MINUTES AGO BEFORE I STARTED READING TUTORIALS
"Oh, by the way, make sure you work hard! But not TOO hard, because if you do, your face will turn blue and you'll have to go to the clinic."
...is he serious?
Uh, guys...working scares me now...

TOO BAD, GET GOING, THE FIELD IS A WRECK!
Alright, so we better check on the-...we don't have any animals.
Dafudge seriously?*flips coffee table*
Alright, let's buy some chickens!
CHICKEN TIME!
...the chicken place is closed.
BOOOOOOO. Alright, let's go buy some turnip seeds or something, then.

But...I don't like turnips...
Ray. You will buy the turnip seeds. And you will like them. OR ELSE. Alright, let's go back to the farm and get a hoe-
How dare you have a hoe.
NOT THAT KIND OF HOE
*farming*


Alright, I better get to bed, then...