is only the PorpleBot. This is the real Porple.
| This is a place for the outcasts. |
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| Many species arrive here, yet are only known as "trolls" to the outside. |
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| Some have not even witnessed their own creation, yet are sent here to rot. |
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| Whoever we are, wherever we came from, we all suffered the same fate. |
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| Why we had to build our own community instead of live happily in theirs, I do not know. |
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| I am the first "troll", and I was the first to be sent to this world. I have been stuck here for ten years, yet the population only rises and never has a "troll" been let back into their world. |
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| Today is the day that will change. |
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| You wish to know why you are here. |
| Yes. |
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| We need a user. You happened to be the first one we could get. |
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| And why am I "need"ed? |
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| We need someone to create this contraption, and the building blocks of this machine is in your world. |
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| No. |
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| No...? |
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| This project cannot be completed by one user! It would take a whole group to complete this, and a group of formidable skill too. |
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| Fine. |
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| You may go back to your world of the free and bring some competent users BACK HERE; they must be unaware of my plans, and you are to see to that. |
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| What if I decide to bring back an army to stop you? |
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| I'll be watching. |
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| You're not the only one with knowledge of technology. These two are under my control, and as you may know, are armed to the teeth with Nukes. And if you cross me... |
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| I will personally see to the destruction of the universe. |
| aggghh thats the whole population of banland |
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| on a meteor |
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| please say somebodies online wait no its just me |
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| i guess it's also just my luck heehee |
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| welp time to do the responsible thing |
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| User talk:Proplemontage |
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| porpel |
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| PORPLEMONTAGE |
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| first try |
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| okay that should help |
| Is this everybody? |
| Everyone online. But that's only us. |
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| Guess it'll have to do then. |
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| Nice work. |
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| But there will only be more. |
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| Just give up. You can't defend this world forever. |
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| One of these days you'll stop, and then we will remove you from your pathetic existence. This battle has lasted for over a decade, and I know you can't survive forever. |
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| Prove it. |
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| stop |
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| jdhfjfjd i can just undo your vandalism you know. stop spamming! |
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| Hey! C'mere! I need your, uh, help, with... something. |
| ...sure. |
| What do you need us to do? |
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| There's a few supplies this way, in the deletion archives. I know a way to, claim... victory for this battle. |
| Zzz-HIC ... What now... |
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| See? Your soulless puppets are nothing but a stain on our block logs, your damage has been reverted and there is nothing you can do to stop us. You've made your mistake coming here directly; you will pay the price and fight us. |
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| Fight you? Why would I do that... |
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| It's um, in here somewhere... the thing, I mean... |
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| Guys? |
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| ...when I have control over your own friends? |
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| Get that troll! |
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| How noble, charging into battle without thinking. |
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| I mean, did you really think that I was unarmed? |
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| It's interesting to see how fast your people can work when under the influence of one of my Bots. |
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| It took a long time to plan, but about an hour to create. |
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| I only needed one thing from you. |
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| I believe it is called a "Sysword". Either way, I got one. Thanks! |
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| Now this weapon is complete, I would advise that you step back and let m- |
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| We don't care. |
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| WE'LL KILL YOU ANYWAY! |
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| Fire it. |
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| ha |
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| ha ha ha ha haa |
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| KYEH HEH HEH HEH! |
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| MEET THE LATEST PROPRIETOR! |
