You know what's bullshit? Amazon not providing any tracking info! Is it such a taboo thing for sellers to let their customers know where their packages are?
This beast was raised in a science lab and given experimental drugs that made them hyper-intelligent. Lacks the ability to speak English and smells like your Uncle Denny's used toilet brush, but they're super-fast and ridiculously strong. Hates scientists with a burning passion, a sentiment that goes both ways.