Super Mario Boards

Rose, I think we need to, perhaps, keep a tighter leash on Ninja Squid and his hiring.
Maybe we shouldn't have given him all that discretionary spending power and the ability to hire for any non-essential positions.

......yes, Rose, I'll tell the adorable ball of fluff with the big gun that they have to get out of the HQ...

Blitzo

*Ralsei points gun at you*

Hooded Pitohui

I'm not afraid of Ralsei. You can harm a body, but The 'Shroom lives on. You cannot kill a newspaper. I fear no fluff.

Consider Ralsei fired... unless Ralsei wants to write sections...

~~Ralsei probably doesn't even know what kind of gun it is, smh~~

Cocoa

You can kill a newspaper by putting it in a paper shredder

Mags

Um, Ralsei is a boy. He's referred to as a prince in Deltarune.

Blitzo

Um yeah
I know that

Diamant

With mafia causing havoc in a nearby cereal factory, we never know when the newspaper might be attack. With me, my katana, and Relsei, nothing bad can happen to our HQ, right? :boshi:

I'd say it's money well spent...

Blitzo

Shroom Mafia Coming Early 2022

Mags

YES

Diamant

That would be an idea to consider lol

Blitzo

Only if Ralsei shows up lol

Diamant