Super Mario Boards

Never mind, it has 6 legs: 2 on one side and 4 on the other

Make em comfortable, get them a tiny pillow and blanket and chat it out

As someone suffering from arachnopobia, I'm glad that spider isn't with me right now.

You could show mercy, but a rolled up news paper and the power of indomitable human spirit will get rid of it as well.

I smacked a cellar spider with my bare hands dead the moment I saw it right next to me on the corner of the wall when I woke up.

one could say you woke up and chose violence, eh Ray?

I'm not particularly at my best mood when I wake up, let's just say.

understandable, mornings aren't my cup of tea either
doesn't help that literally the smallest thing wakes me up