SiFi

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    I really want the DS Castlevania games but that either means paying big buxx for them or continuing to hope they'll be released in a handy collection like the GBA games were.

    "what about piracy"

    Brain worms just ain't letting me. Nothing against people who do that, if anything I'm jealous of them.
    SiFi
    Humpty Dumpty and the King: A Prequel
    "I should warn you, Your Majesty. I'm very fragile."
    "In that case, I'll have all of my men become expert Franken-Surgeons!"
    "I'm not sure that will be enough."
    "Then I'll give all my horses the same training."
    SiFi
    Does anyone got both a Switch Online NES Controller and an Arcade Archives port of a VS. System game? If so, can you confirm whether or not they work together?
    SiFi
    Nobody told me the Wii and Wii U would remember what games I downloaded and still let me reclaim them after the shops closed. >:|
    SiFi
    "doctor, why can't i see???"
    "hmmm... i diagnose you with blindness"
    SiFi
    I now own two Donkey Kong '94 cartridges that won't save, presumably because of a dead battery. I should have just tried to manually replace the battery in the first one I got.
    SiFi
    (walk into the store)
    Store employee closest to the door: The f*** are you doing here?
    (look at him, find out he was talking to his co-worker and it was meant and recognized as a friendly greeting)
    That's Northern Britland for you. It's probably quite a few other places too but that's the one I'm most familiar with.
    SiFi
    Attention, any of y'all with a surname that also works as a first name: You may or may not already be an interesting person, but either way, you'd be even more interesting if your middle name was "and/or". So for example, John David becomes John and/or David. Doesn't that sound like an interesting person?
    SiFi
    Whenever someone says "such and such was the first time Charles Martinet voiced Mario," someone else comes along with an earlier instance. Very specific versions of Mario Teaches Typing 1. That Mushroom World pinball game. Live events.

    But I'm here to put all that to rest. Because the first time Charles Martinet ever voiced Mario was in 1591, in a performance of Shakespeare's The Taming of the Shrew.

    Originally the character was going to be called Petruchio, but Martinet convinced Shakespeare that "Mario" rolled off the tongue so much better. Ironically, the revised script with the newer and much more popular name was lost to time, and surviving copies still call the character Petruchio.
    SiFi
    Sometimes it's fun to take clickbaity Youtube thumbnails at face value. For example, doing so with this one briefly puts me in a world where Nintendo put the CD-i games on Steam.
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    Hey now, those aren't the worst Nintendo games. Ever heard of Mario Bros Special?
    SiFi
    You want a haiku
    in the right order?
    TOO BAD, WALUIGI TIME :waluigi:
    SiFi
    SiFi
    oh no the sidebar removes the first line break and makes it even less haiku
    Waluigi Time
    Waluigi Time
    you rang?
    (this would be funnier if i hadn't just done a theme change)
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    Bugzzy
    Bugzzy
    Nice!
    SiFi
    I got more or less as much Doomguy in Smash as expected. Glad Bethesda finally let them base a Mii costume on a good IP.
    SiFi
    SiFi
    That's not nice, Fallout was probably good before they got their hands on it.
    SiFi
    So today I finally beat a Touhou game. I think I understand now why ZUN doesn't want you to spoil the endings... but I will anyway.
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    Superchao
    Superchao
    how COULD you

    (which one?)
    SiFi
    SiFi
    (I didn't really, I just wanted to combine two dumb ms paint things)
    SiFi
    So is there a fan comic where Banjo and Kazooie try to Wonderwing with one of Sephiroth's shedded feathers or something? Because I feel like there should be.
    Teedgee
    Teedgee
    hol up if noone has made that yet imma get to it (maybe)
    Bob Craples
    Bob Craples
    The glow would be black instead of gold though.
    Teedgee
    Teedgee
    nah it would probably be purple
    SiFi
    (somone working with sakurai hears about microsoft buying zenimax, and by extension bethesda, and by extension id)
    That Someone: Hey Sakurai, I think Smash could use another Microsoft rep.
    Sakurai: I know exactly what you mean leave it to me.
    SiFi
    Kinda weird how swears are called "four letter words" but most of them would be pretty much the same without the fourth.
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