Super Mario Boards

We're doing fine. Everything's running smoothly. Kontrast forgot to do his dishes again, forcing me to clean up after him. Bluminescence is playing with toys, and I don't know what's wrong with him, he's far too old to be seen playing with dolls. Ultra Violet is pretty quiet, I don't hear him practicing music, so I don't know what he's up to. Ray Trace wouldn't shut up about Chroma Key, who, by the way, visited the base yesterday; he bragged about his recent high score from Frogger in the arcade, and I don't see why that concerns me. As for Redshift, I caught him talking to plants yesterday. He looked embarrassed, I had to remind him that plants don't talk.

Wow. Clearly you haven't seen Little Shop of Horrors. It has a giant talking plant!

*Chroma kicks the door in*

Chroma Key: "HOWDY, COMMANDER!!!"

Dark Light: CHROMA!!!? What are you doing here!

"I'm entering the building! What else would I be doing?"

Eww who farted in here? Don't tell me it's the fruit bowl again, Dark Light.

Dark Light: Yeah but why!?
Dark Light: I did not fart in here, Mario. As far as I'm concerned, no one as cooked frank and chucklebeans.

*Homer comes out of hiding and runs out of the base*

Mario: Mama mia. I thought it was the fruit bowl.

I know this base has a smelly fruit bowl but bear with me. I'm glad it wasn't the fruit bowl this time, though, but some mad yellow bulgy-eyed freak.