After not being as active as she unusually is, my cat is throwing up foamy stuff, I don't want to lose my real life best friend, I had her for 10 years
I know it's a copy and paste sexist joke to get likes on Youtube but those "Teacher: we're going to x" jokes makes no sense, what school has field trips to other countries?
This is unfortunately not a joke: The Powerpuff Girls are getting a gritty live action reboot on The CW where they resent heroism due to not really having a childhood
*Slaps down delicious burger you are bout to enjoy and throws more dirt on it*
To understand why I did that, you must understand that it was a metaphor for something terrible, I did it in real life to make the commentary more cutting
Why do knives have to be one of the internet's "ha ha funny" obsessions, I have my reasons to have terrible flashbacks when I see them, it's bad enough that I have to see them in my real life and have no way to avoid them but only one person has tagged them after many posts saying "hey, I have horrible experiences of this, you can laugh at them but be considerate and warn me" because they are so freaking hilarious, I'm tired