-"MARIO HELP ME! I'VE BEEN DRAFTED INTO THE AIR FORCE!"
-"But, Luigi, serving your country is a noble thing to do!"
-"But I don't wanna be in the Air Force!"
-"Then what DO you wanna be in?"
-"The Coast Guard."
-"Luigi, do you KNOW what the Coast Guard is?"
-"Noble?"
-"They're GLORIFIED LIFEGUARDS, LUIGI!"
-"I LIKE Glorified Lifeguards!"
-"But, Luigi, serving your country is a noble thing to do!"
-"But I don't wanna be in the Air Force!"
-"Then what DO you wanna be in?"
-"The Coast Guard."
-"Luigi, do you KNOW what the Coast Guard is?"
-"Noble?"
-"They're GLORIFIED LIFEGUARDS, LUIGI!"
-"I LIKE Glorified Lifeguards!"