LeftyGreenMario

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GLAR RADA SHAR, FOOMOO!

The Mario in your sig looks like he's about to go Super Saiyan

I just imagine people yelling about Mario like they do with Sonic games

"MaRiO wAs NeVeR gOoD"

Oh, I get it, you have a pet named Polly and argue with their ticks

Why are Mario games frequently so horrific at options? No sound sliders (like what if bgm get you content ID while you're streaming; there's no way to disable this while keeping other key aspects of the game like sfx and voices; other games disabling music would actually help people detect important noises more easily), no control stick sensitivity adjustments, not a single smidge of accessibility like color blind mode, text size changes, changing audio cues to visual cues, no way to remap any sort of button (like wouldn't it be nice if people with motor issues or don't have a reliable other hand to play can play if buttons were remapped especially for button mashers and control stick rotation minigames; also people going from Xbox/Playstation to Nintendo games will appreciate a remap), no game speed adjustments besides text speed; probably more. I went to Mario Party Superstars's options and it was pretty shocking on how there's so little you can do there. It might as well not even be there.

The game's tutorials and easy-to-explain nature is a plus, as well as the really easy-going bots on easy and the assist modes of other games, and it's nicely baked into the game design, but beyond there, the options menu in Mario games tend to be extraordinarily pathetic. An absolute disgrace of these menus. Do better, Nintendo. And this should be highlighted more.

I occasionally visit your about page to kill a Wario

okay maybe I should try this out

I also saw this mod but I'm sure that's not gonna be for the entire game, but I can dream. I also get some Warriors vibes from this.

If you really hate your enemies, nothing is worse than waking them up at 4 am to argue about politics.

Friendly reminder that whatever cute plushies you own likely started as a vat of black sticky liquid from dead plants millions of years ago.

"Hello, Sign In"!?! Who the hell is "Sign In"? I'm DAD!!!!

Why don't people meme rollback netcode like how people meme raytracing, or have I been living under a rock?

Unpopular opinion but sites shouldn't be hosting "enhancement" mods for female characters and the like. It's super aliennating for me. It's on the same ick I get for people that create mods that whitewash black characters like Nessa from Pokémon.

nuuu the video of mario and luigi dancing to say so is gone

I don't care how you judge me, but if you are a spider and decide to hang near my peripheral vision and nearly drop on my lap while in the middle of me driving a car for nearly three hours, you're gonna get searched and destroyed by a mask box once I park.

Something ought to be done about the extremely flammable pants.

"Sheriff Mouser to you, you despicable beneficiaries of the Mario mandate!"

"Mario mandate!?? Yo, I never dated no man!"

WHAT'S THIS?! HALLOWEEN IN SEPTEMBER?!?!

A form of theft worse than piracy (which isn't theft) is robbing us of the ability to play your legacy games, Nintendo.

If you know anyone that can do really good Mario impressions (of good audio quality) or I can listen to clips of good Mario impressions, let me know. It doesn't have to be perfect, just close enough. I need them for, uh, annoying Smash Bros. clips...

If you're on mobile



Let that sink in.

Can I have a little bit of your rain, East side of U.S.?

How does a skeleton inflate his tires?

A pumpkin.