not allowed to tell jokes anymore because of the anti-joke act 2024 passed by 'skeepy' dark joseph brandon, president of the disunited states of americka.
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I now have a credit union account and I have a whopping $1 in my checking account.
oppa mario stye
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mario style
how pineapple was invented!!!
god: ok satan i am feeling extra nice today, u can create ONE thing
satan: ok (creates pineapples)
god: is that it?
satan: yeah, i just wanna make a really shitty fruit that tastes awful and literally ruins everything it is put in
god: really? i thought you'd do something more...idk evil
satan: nah, this is just it. it is evil because in the future, people will put pineapple as an ingredient in many recipes - utterly ruining them.
whenever i complain about linux issues, the point i am making is not that linux is bad and i wanna go back to using windows because fuck no. windows is awful and you'd have to PAY me to go back to using that as my daily driver.
the point i am making is i frickin hate computers.
Deliberately sabotaging the development of the new Mario & Luigi game so I can call it Mario & Luigi Brothershit and get 6 likes on Twitter
That's it, Kayloo, you are grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded for 5747473727262616583847363 years
Btw just like with NaNoWriMo, the Viola Terms of Conduct apply to ALL ONLINE SPACES i am active on and i will message you if you are in violation of them.
The report box just opened up??? I didn't even click on anything??
MCDONALDS IS TOO EXPENSIVE.
ok so here is a windows 95 virtual machine running on a windows vista virtual machine running on linux mint
I am going to possibly have $1500 a month soon.
Which of you nasty bastards gave me mum fuckin COVID.
Someone recently accused me of being anti-Christian which is hilarious because I literally am a Christian?
Oh yeah btw I'm a Christian IDK if y'all knew that, I mean you probably didn't, I'm a fairly recent convert (only been a few weeks) and I'm still studying Scripture but yeah.
something's wrong, angweerus shouldn't attack his friend godziller
Got stung by a bee today.
So...it turns out that it wasn't an autism assessment per se and more just seeing a mental health therapist in general, of course I did mention 'Hey yeah I very strongly suspect I got autism'
Next appointment is in a month.
Hooray? (We didn't do anything today just asked me questions and that was it)
first autism assessment on friday
downside: it's at 8:30 am
pain.
it is always ethical to want to kill lawyers
it's always morally correct
I was wondering why so many in the radical left are interested in 'speedrunning'...
i'm back, my internet was out since friday afternoon
Take Walmart and replace the 'm' with an 'f'
Don't get tr*ggered libcr*aps, it's called 'dark humor'
yes i support gblts (good bacon lettuce and tomato sandwiches) -
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