Sentient freedom

Question: Why wasn't my article on Issue 216 on The 'Shroom? I thought this day would be the day when I would be a part of the The 'Shroom. What gives?!

Hey, so would anyone be willing to do something for me? I want someone to update and give a redesign to my character, more specifically, my original character, but he's holding a PlayStation-Style Platinum Trophy in addition to the wand with waffles on it, with jam sandwiched between them on top of the trophy. The Platinum Trophy is there to symbolise the theme of my 'Shroom concept of 100%ing games, and the waffles and jam sandwich are there because I just like waffles with jam. Anyone who does this will be credited in issue 217 of The 'Shroom, so can you please do it? It will be greatly appreciated.
I'm also thinking of you guys doing some redesigns based on the month (winter-based for winter months) and April Fools Day and my Birthday. I want to update my signature on the wiki. I promise that I'm not begging; it's just that I've had this idea for a long time, and I finally want to bring it to fruition.