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  1. Doc von Schmeltwick

    Look at it! Look at it! LOOK AT IT!

    Well I mean this is probably someone's own personally made cosplay, but the longer I look, the funnier it gets.
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    To be fair licensed 80s toys can't be held to the same standards as modern ones.
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    Mario pictures

    Another Koopa-Broodal concept, this with a circus flair. Ignoring the abysmal DPI of this image (which is most likely how it is rendered in the book), I want to point out how one of these is LITERALLY just Lemmy. And while I love the species and find clown characters interesting, this just...
  4. Doc von Schmeltwick

    Mario pictures

    SMO did add Madam Broode, though.
  5. Doc von Schmeltwick

    Your favourite examples of Rare Sentences on the wiki?

    Stolen from Super Mario Facts, but
  6. Doc von Schmeltwick

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    "So. We meet again. My archenemy, e."
  7. Doc von Schmeltwick

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    At this point, this isn't really even "Look at it" material. It's just Smash alt colors.
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    Considering all Birdos wear bows and makeup regardless of sex or gender, that part may just be a cultural thing. Worth noting is in BS Super Mario USA all three are self-identifying males that just act really feminine, like Vivian in the Japanese version.
  9. Doc von Schmeltwick

    Mario pictures

    His name is Julius Pringles.
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    Could be a different Birdo, I suppose.
  11. Doc von Schmeltwick

    Mario pictures

    She comes off as an emo (or at least really shy) teen to me (though I understand the confusion with the Bo Peep bonnet). The big one might be middle aged, or she might just be like Grenda from Gravity Falls. I'm gonna assume the small one's a child, and the one on the left looks somewhere in the...
  12. Doc von Schmeltwick

    Mario pictures

    Most of these have visible legs.
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    Mario pictures

    Some Broodal concept art I found interesting. Aside from the adorable Buzzy/Bob-omb girl, the most notable thing with this one is the use of Rocky Wrench's original "Koopa" design before they were retrofitted with Monty Mole characteristics, suggesting a return to that design. Also, Koopa...
  14. Doc von Schmeltwick

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    While the reaction was delayed, not even Chinese bootlegs are safe from the infection. No, not the 'rona, this one.
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    The fact his pulley thing has a deformed Meowth head just makes this bootleg more hilarious.
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    Wario why are you using poor Tenten's foot as a pillow that doesn't make any sense
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    Your favourite examples of Rare Sentences on the wiki?

    You're welcome, universe, it's always cool when thingss from non-game media does that.
  18. Doc von Schmeltwick

    Your headcanons

    Subcon's everyones' dreams, hence why Cobrats are from Toad's dreams and Ninjis are from FDS/NES players'.
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    Your headcanons

    Pansers are the nightmares of enemies beaten by the fire flower.
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    i also borncom Mario
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    Eyy DragonHeadPlant Lack of teeth makes me think of the Sunshine ones.
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    Gah textured-on eyes are not his style
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    It's just carrying a Mask Koopa'ss mask.
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    Your favourite examples of Rare Sentences on the wiki?

    And even that makes more sense than "stealing" King Kong from the Empire State Building.
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    To be fair they aren't pairing characters off in general much anymore.
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    I didn't need to see cosplayers reenacting dino intimacy
  27. Doc von Schmeltwick

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    Also he's balding
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    "To adopt advanced technology." "To rank first among similar products." "To denounce the evils of truth and love." "To extend our reach to the stars above."
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    Considering how unknown they were to generally anybody at the time, it really seems like a stretch.
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    Resembles a Dodongo (Snake) from Link's Awakening. Beaten the same way, too. It might just be a really short millipede, an isopod, or the aforementioned tardigrade, though.
  31. Doc von Schmeltwick

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    A type of 3D modelling view which flattens out the contours of the model at the expense of any and all depth.
  32. Doc von Schmeltwick

    Mario pictures

    There was that radio Toad colored like that in PM64, too To say nothing of all the mushroom girls in the old anime movie.
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    Mario pictures

    Was just posting them here haha
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    Today on "Wario's ass breaks the fabric of reality..."
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    It's only Fortran (the forerunner to the more modern Grand Dad) He had to cover himself with lights to try to stay hip with the kids.
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    OK, who recorded DK during his "private time?"
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    Mario ascends into a biblical cherub and begins unwillingly tickling random dinosaurs with his new wings
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    Nintendo Direct Thread (Do NOT post here unless one is announced)

    I was distracted by how much the princess looked like Johnny Test in a dress.
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    Your headcanons

    Well since the pipes connect to plumbing, that might explain the bricks.
  40. Doc von Schmeltwick

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    "I'm Popeye the saaaaailor Mario! (Toot toot!)" (And yes I know Popeye's connection to Mario's design roots.)
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    Mario pictures

    The colored stamps have been ripped, and that smol Rosalina is just adorable
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    Mario pictures

    Soooooooo much dithering on the DKL one...Diddy looks moldy.
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