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i still have not started paper mario the thousand year door or princess peach showtime but i cannot start princess peach showtime because i think the shrinkwrap nintendo uses is what they wrap fort fuckin knox in lol

mario gone WOKE 'let's-a get pronouns theyuigi!!!'

Literally the only reasons why people praise the GCN controller in 2024 is because it's comfortable to hold and because it's the widely regarded as the perfect controller for Smash Bros. Even back when the GameCube was Nintendo's current console, it was clearly either the worst or second worst...

It's because we've always been grouped together. Even back a few centuries ago when terms like 'homosexual' and 'transgender' didn't even exist (and the notion that one would be able to alter their secondary sexual characteristics to match that of the opposite sex would make people think you'd...

Since it's Pride Month, here's an unpopular opinion I've got: - Trying to expand the LGBTQ+ acronym to encompass every possible sexuality and gender identity is dumb because it just becomes completely unwieldy, many people (even some people in the queer community!) aren't going to know what the...

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WE PAY WE GAY

IDK why but Dr Eggman

people will join this forum and make like 6 posts and they're all completely insane and then their threads get moved to thread storage and they never show up again for like 4 months and then come back and start posting the exact same shit again and then get hit with a permaban by the mods it's wild

In the Greek dub of Thomas the Tank Engine, the Fat Controller/Sir Topham Hatt is called Kýrios Chontropatátas, which basically translates to MR FATTY POTATO

the w on wario's had stands for woke

I have Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door and Princess Peach Showtime now. BEFORE YOU SAY ANYTHING LIKE 'Wtf Viola your grandpa died and you bought video games???????????????????' let me point out two things: 1. I had an NSO voucher to use that I redeemed to get TTYD digitally yesterday. (I...

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He's gone y'all. My grandpa just passed.

effective immediately: mario will stop saying 'wahoo' and start saying 'fuck' as originally intended by shiggy miyamoto

I don't care what the Nintenzoomers say, Super Mario 64 DS is not and never will be a good version of Super Mario 64. 'Yeah I love to play the port of the game that literally popularised analog controls on a system that doesn't have an analog stick' - Literally what insane people say

Why the fuck do we celebrate pride 'month', why are we humoring the delusions of people who actually believe that months exist????

words magical girls say

I GOT PRIDE CUPS AT TARGET

My grandpa is going to hospice tomorrow y'all

Discussing end of life care for my grandpa tomorrow

Because literally every phone does the same damn thing these days and considering that there's literally hundreds and hundreds of Android phones from various manufacturers, you cannot say which one has better features because it all depends on what you (general you) would need out of a phone.

she sells seashells on the seashore, but the value of these shells will fall, due to the laws of supply and demand. no one wants to buy shells 'cause there's loads on the sand step 1 - you must create a sense of scarcity. shells will sell much better if people think they're rare, you see. bear...

Isn't Pink Lady that Japanese musical duo that had that crappy variety show in the US that failed because they couldn't fucking speak English I didn't know they did apples too.

bloody hot right now innit

my windows 11 install destroyed itself somehow (despite me not having booted into windows 11 over a week) and i'd be freaking out more if i didn't already dual boot and use linux mint too lol instead i'm just annoyed cuz i'll probably have to reinstall windows at some point but i hate...

NOOOOOOO YOU CANT USE ADBLOCKERS THAT'S LITERALLY PIRACY HOW WILL WEBSITES MAKE MONEY WITHOUT ADS!!!! WHY DO YOU THINK YUOR ENTITLED TO THIS CONTENT 4 FREE!!!! YOUŔE LITEARLLY STEALING!!!!!! 😡😡😡😡😡 I'm exaggerating but I will literally see people argue against adblockers using that same logic...

btw the hospital called me last night (7:30 pm) and they said my grandpa is doing better

Firefox is a actually the best browser if you use non-Apple devices since it's the only one left* not using Blink (the browser engine used by Google Chrome and other Chromium-based browsers) and there being just one dominant browser engine used is not good, it is very not good. *There are, of...

I do not use DuckDuckGo. I still just use Google because I can't be assed to switch my default search engine on Firefox.

FaceTime is literally just Apple's version of video chat. Hell you can literally use FaceTime on Android devices through the web browser: https://support.apple.com/en-us/109364

Fuck Apple. No like genuinely fuck Apple. They are an absolutely awful company who think they are above the law and regulations. Like y'all know how the current generation of iPhones (the 15, 15 Plus, 15 Pro, and 15 Pro Max) finally dropped Apple's proprietary Lighting connector in favor of...

I TURNED MY FUCKIN AC OFF WHILE I WAS GONE AND NOW IM BACK HOME AND IM DYING

Seeing my grandpa at the hospital

Wait shit this is out today

A Toadstool girl

My grandpa's resuscitation orders are now 'Do Not Resuscitate'. Obviously they're still going to be treating him, giving him his medicine, oxygen, etc. to keep him alive, but if his breathing stops or he goes into cardiac arrest, they are not going to try to revive him. With his age and frailty...

we are at the 'hospital calls me at 2am to ask if there had been discussions between my grandpa and i about how much effort do we want to spend to keep him alive' levels y'all

jesus christ the wokeness has infested japan?? JAPAN HAS FALLEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i am going to commit sudoku now that my dreams of getting a submissive trad japanese waifu will never happen now that japan has been corrupted by the woke mind virus it's over OWARI DA

MY GRANDPA CAN'T SWALLOW he's getting a peg tube

update on my grandpa: i didn't get a phone call from him yesterday but i just called the ICU to get an update on him and here's what i know: - they've downgraded him from the big thing that gives him oxygen to the smaller thing that goes into his nose - he's having difficulties swallowing right...