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  1. tardograd2

    Why is bowser so dumb?

    It is quite probable that the koopa kingdom put the blocks there as mini autobanks. The free coins are probably the money of toads before they were transformed.
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    Does bowser live on a golden planet?

    How? How is a nonexistant planet infected with fungus?
  3. tardograd2

    Why is bowser so dumb?

    Super-strength, fire breath, power over space and time, the list goes on. The wealth of his nation/planet, that is great enough that it can survive wars back to back, and the wealth he uses to build dozens of racetracks, and a solid gold train, and to buy all the stuff he ought to have bought...
  4. tardograd2

    Does bowser live on a golden planet?

    Does bowser live on a golden planet?
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    Why is bowser so dumb?

    With his power, wealth and influence, he could kill of all toads, get peach, banish/execute mario, and generally achieve all of his goal. His stupidity is his only obstacle. So, why is he so dumb, and, if he knows that his plans aren't working, why doesn't he hire an advisor?
  6. tardograd2

    Why does rosalina never do anything?

    Or, the animators made a mistake. Or, daisy's force-powers are short-ranged.
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    Is knowledge of making artificial fire known in the mushroom kingdom's planets?

    Fire that hasn't come from an organism with the ability to spontaneously produce fire.
  8. tardograd2

    Why does rosalina never do anything?

    She couldn't do that if she and bowser were on different planets.
  9. tardograd2

    Is knowledge of making artificial fire known in the mushroom kingdom's planets?

    That doesn't contribute to this discussion
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    Is knowledge of making artificial fire known in the mushroom kingdom's planets?

    Is knowledge of making artificial fire known in the mushroom kingdom's planets?
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    Why does rosalina never do anything?

    Daisy doesn't have god powers
  12. tardograd2

    Why does rosalina never do anything?

    The main problems are that bowser keeps kidnapping peach, and rosalina is the same type of thing as peach
  13. tardograd2

    Why does rosalina never do anything?

    Because that requires more than thinking away the problem, and I am not an ant.
  14. tardograd2

    Why does rosalina never do anything?

    The mushroom kingdom's planet is in her 'land'.
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    Why does rosalina never do anything?

    When did that happen?
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    Why does rosalina never do anything?

    That she is as powerful as a god You would think, in a world so primitive that artificial fire may not exist outside of science fiction, that everyone would secure every cubic yoctometer they could defend.
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    Why does rosalina never do anything?

    But she just let mario onto her spaceship, and helped reset the world.
  18. tardograd2

    Why does rosalina never do anything?

    I never called her her a godess
  19. tardograd2

    Why does rosalina never do anything?

    Can we talk about the question?
  20. tardograd2

    The people of new donk city are modern humans

    It is quite obvious that they aren't the same species as mario and others (they have noses, and no crests). They are also proportioned like modern humans. Therefore, they must be modern humans, or, at leat closer to them then they are to H. nintendonus. There are 2 possible reasons that they are...
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    Why does rosalina never do anything?

    The most that she did was let mario use her starships portal-cannon-things. As the ruler of space, and basically a god, she would have the power to prevent all the conflict in the mario universe.
  22. tardograd2

    Your headcanons

    The axe/switch might be designed to do something else, like a 'report' button for a guard. He wouldn't have tested and fixed it because of the superstrong person running through his castle like a steamed enderman on a chollima.
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    Mario universe shipping thread

    not about specifically mario universe ships
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    Mario universe shipping thread

    I couldn't find one. My favourite ship: Bowser's brother x Rosalina
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    Your headcanons

    Maybe bowser's sourpuss bread is a family recipe
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    new donk city is a nature reserve for H. sapiens

    language classes No, its not
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    another logic puzzle

    they can't swim, the water is too salty
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    new donk city is a nature reserve for H. sapiens

    The cavemen would understand, because they understand fire, storms, disease and mixtures, which is all they need to understand a toxic firestorm.
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    another logic puzzle

    In this scenario, you are noah, and have to get 50 cattle, 50 beasts and 100 birds to the ark. In your way is a saltwater river going through the desert. You also need to bring back 2 beavers, 10 caecillans and 500 units of wood, and you also have a water bowl. There is shelter on each side of...
  30. tardograd2

    a logic puzzle

    let me plot this out | | c |m | j |y | f | | | | | m|c | y|j f | | | | c |m | |y |j f | | It does work
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    a logic puzzle

    That would leave 2 cargo pieces together. That would leave the cargo with the magpie. That would cause the cargo to sink to the river bed.
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    new donk city is a nature reserve for H. sapiens

    1, 2, 3, 4. I meant exant, and that come up on a googe search if you search 'exanct', and I corrected it extant in the quote. 6. New donk city is the least protected place in the mario universe. 7. If you took an unarmed nuclear scientist into a room full of armed caveman who were told that the...
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    a logic puzzle

    You need to take a junglefowl, flower and chicken across a river. If you leave the fowls together, the chicken will murder the junglefowl. If you leave the junglefowl and flower together, the flower will be eaten. If you leave the other pair, the flower will poison the chicken. You can only take...
  34. tardograd2

    new donk city is a nature reserve for H. sapiens

    * means that I find the question obvious or bad.
  35. tardograd2

    new donk city is a nature reserve for H. sapiens

    No, it is its knot
  36. tardograd2

    new donk city is a nature reserve for H. sapiens

    But in the first group, the variance is on par with H. sapiens. The purpose of new donk city would be to keep H. sapiens extanct. It would not be good at doing that if someone (:waluigi:) hypnotised a giant immortal god-king (:bowser:) into tearing it apart for resources. Pauline is there to...
  37. tardograd2

    new donk city is a nature reserve for H. sapiens

    that was a texture error
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    new donk city is a nature reserve for H. sapiens

    But he doesn't have a nose. My logic: Mario is the same species as princess Daisy. Daisy's face point is not large enough to be called a nose. Daisy has no scar tissue on her face, therefore her face point hasn't been shortened by external factors, and therefore H. nintendonuses lack noses.
  39. tardograd2

    new donk city is a nature reserve for H. sapiens

    no It could not function as a nose due to its shape and flexibility
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    new donk city is a nature reserve for H. sapiens

    We will be refering to the people in new donk city as 'new donk man' for convience. Faces H. nintendonus has no nose, but the males and some females have a bulbous/beak-like crest over the nares. New donk man and H. sapiens have noses. Body shape H. nintendonus' body shape can vary from...
  41. tardograd2

    What are yoshis?

    It's a poll
  42. tardograd2

    Is Birdo a bird or a dinosaur?

    It is technically impossible to be be a bird but not a dinosaur, but birdo is descendant from a flyer taller than humans, and is therefore a pterodactyloid
  43. tardograd2

    post one word

    please post real words
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    post one word

    there is an a in dinosaur
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