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"Lol." Tantusar activated the rockets. *insert running in circles by Fawful and trolling music everywhere* Tantusar rocketed out of the window and zoomed towards the Tower of Many Challenges. He landed at the top. And then activated the main force field. The only way to get the throne now would...

I don't think I'd be talking to him if I were the Bowserpedian Throne of Bowserness. I've tried conversation with it. It just says Bowser a lot.

He tested it on a rock. There wasn't a rock there anymore. Meanwhile, Fawful's tongue was back to normal. He blew a raspberry at Tantusar. Demon: 47:00:00 Tongue Party: 00:00:00 (Timer End) Destroy Feature:10:00:00 (Timer Start) EDIT: Yeah, the glowy marquees were too much work. Simplification...

"Of course not. Being the throne is fun! Plus, my body doesn't exist in this timeline, because time shenanigans, so I don't really have anything to go back to."

"Sorry, it's just that... one of your powers is that whenever you say conquering, some funny chain of events will happen, no matter what. Your tongue should revert to normal in five minutes. So funny. You don't even know." 47:30:30 00:05:00

Fawful's tongue turned into one of those party whistle things. It rolled out and made duck noises. It was very amusing for everyone around. LN1 laughed his way out of the window. The throne, Tantusar, laughed to itself. "*sigh* You guys crack me up!"

"Oh, I got my timing wrong. Dang. Hello, LN1. How's taking me away again going? Not very well, I'd say. Oh, did you hear? I can talk. Now! You two! Fight over me or something!"

Timers will appear at KEY MOMENTS! Watch out for them! "It's impossible, even with ALL OF THE POWER! Plus, you try controlling a jaguar, or a aeroplane, or a professional tongue poker. You know, I have rockets. Technically, I could leave you losers and go find some other losers who are less bad...

47:59:27 "You would know me as Tantusar. I travelled back in time to when the throne was being made, and applications were being held for an artificial intelligence. I blackmailed the contest holder. And that's my life story."

The circle lights up green and the coins disappear. The "epic item get" music plays. A text box appears: ITEM GET! You got MOST OF THE POWER! You can now do MOST OF THE THINGS*! (*Things you can do are the choice of the demon. You may be able to do stupid things, like swallow golf balls whole.)...

"That seems about right. Please place the offer or contract that promises the contents of the offer will be paid in the circle indicated here." A big neon arrow points at a chalk circle on the floor.

"Getting all the power through me requires you to have all the power in the first place. Would you like a lot of the power for one small wiki?"

A booming voice comes from it. "I AM!" It coughs and starts again, transforming into a humanoid form (with red horns, of course) and speaking normally. "I am the Great Twenty-Fourth Demon of [mumble grumble]. Give me a command, and I'll give you a free quote, detailing the costs associated with it."

"Look, just pay the demon well, and he'll do what you want. He hasn't once gone back on a deal, ever. Let's go!"

Those were my thoughts. You can tell because they were in italics, and not in quotes. Or can you read thoughts?

Silly Fawful. Don't you know the demon is immune to mind control? At least, ever since that weird Jedi on Wookiepedia tried to get him to kill himself. Almost lost a good friend there. Emphasis on almost. Anyway, the demon asked the Demon Lord (shudder) for immunity to that sort of stuff. And...

"Demon? Hah! Yes, there is a demon. I've met him. He's actually very nice, as long as you're his client (or me). And self-employed. The demon business actually pays quite well. In any case, he charges a considerable amount. What have you got on you?"

"Fawful, do you want to know why I did this? Don't answer, I'll tell you anyway. The throne is indestructable. By putting my mind inside it, I have granted myself immortality! So I can watch EVERY. SINGLE. PATHETIC. ATTEMPT. That you or anyone else makes to control me. Nobody has ever held me...

"You know, I actually gave myself the idea to do this. When far past me was sitting on present me. Ah, time shenanigans. Hello. I'm Tantusar. And I am THE THRONE! And possibly a little hypocritical, but oh well."

"Because I always have to put up with all your stupid yabbering. Seriously, guys, exposition is great and all, but you talk waaaaaaay too much."

As will I. EDIT: Although, I'm pretty good.

"You want to know if the throne is evil, why don't you ask the throne?"

Tantusar was travelling through time. Back to the time when the throne was made. And he had his mind transferred into it. Tantusar always had the throne. Tantusar was the throne. Now to wait for the right moment to take over all their little stupid lives. He would begin like this: Bowser45...

Tantusar was still alone. He was waiting for the right moment to press the button. Not yet, not yet... NOW! Darkness... No, no! Please, I beg of you, leave me! Consumes... Ahhhhhh, the paaaaaaaaain! Bunnies. Ahhhhhh- Wait, what? Oh, well that's alright then. Blinding light. Darkness. Then nothing.

Re: The Resistance - Game 2 - BMB is Leader Vote: No. I really don't like our odds, and I think the mission is way too risky.

Re: User Total Drama World Tour ~ With a touch of Venice Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Pain. Where's the surprise for the riders?

Re: User Total Drama World Tour ~ Around the Time Square I will? *strokes chin*

And then the magic ran out. How sad. The missile fell, and killed a small Tantusar was at the bottom of the ocean. It wasn't very nice down there. He was almost eaten by a shark on his way down. None of this mattered. Tantusar could breathe underwater. Tantusar, who's first name was then...

Millennium, you are not in the place Bowser and I are in. You can't actually grab the popcorn.

'So, here we are again, Bowser45! Mwa ha ha ha! Popcorn?' Tantusar extended a bag of popcorn, and Bowser45 took a handful. 'So, Bowser, what have you come for? Oh, let me guess, throne problems?' 'You stabbed me in the chest,' said Bowser. 'Yeaaaaaah, good times... Anyway, what questions do you...

Bowser45's master looked through the window into the fog surrounding the Island of Trolls, and viewed the dot of light slowly approaching. He smiled. This was going to be fun... A flash of lightning illuminates him. His arm is in a sling. Master Tantusar is in the building.

Meanwhile, Tantusar had returned home. He was watching the action live on television, with a bag of popcorn in front of him. He also had a Hack-o-matic 7341 in his hand, and was re-reading a message from Neptune to Tucayo. He now knew the right time to strike. This time was... Two weeks from...

Tantusar emotionTongue This is awesome.

Tantusar slays the final Goblin in two hits, and runs for the throne. It is an epic race as Bowser45 slowly catches up with Tantusar, but Tantusar turns around and holds his sword out for Bowser45 to run in to it. Tantusar then walks to the throne, and sits upon it. Tantusar has the throne.

Re: The Resistance - Game 2 - Cirdec is Leader Support.

Re: The Resistance - Game 2 - Tantusar is Leader Ahem... Rocker, is this still happening?

This format is known as the 'Hot Seat' format, and for good reason.

Re: User Total Drama World Tour ~ Who's time is it, Anime? Indeed. And we just wasted time making these posts, when we could have been doing that work. Humourousness levels are rising.

This new question is the last chance before you leave... ...WITH NOTHING! Mwahahahahahahaha!

I was about to choose one, but then I thought, yeah, that might not be it. It was knocked out by the 50:50, and then it was an obvious choice.

Re: User Total Drama World Tour ~ All is Pharoahs in teams and war. Wait. Where'd my post go?

Re: The Resistance - Game 2 - Tantusar is Leader I pick myself, Bowser and Nabber. Any objections?

Who was the first eliminated?

From a donkey. (Kong. :dk: )

Re: The Resistance - Game 2 - Roles sent out Here, and ready to kill the government.

Took me five seconds to work it out. Should have taken four. Dang.

Re: The Resistance - Game 2 Sign-Ups I told you I would play a sequel. Did you think I was lying?

Re: User Total Drama World Tour ~ All is Pharoahs in teams and war. Indeed.

Re: User Total Drama World Tour ~ All is Pharoahs in teams and war. Any chance you could sort the player list by teams?

Re: User Total Drama World Tour ~ All is Pharoahs in teams and war. Tiebreaker. Works every most of the time.