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  1. Koopa Klaus

    Why is Mario Sunshine bad?

    Coming from someone who considers Super Mario Sunshine to be their favorite 3D Mario game, even I won't deny that the game is very flawed. Compared to a lot of other 3D Mario games, it seems that with Sunshine, the difficulty doesn't stem from the game itself, but from handicapping the player...
  2. Koopa Klaus

    I'll be glad when summer officially ends and things get colder, because I fucking hate being...

    I'll be glad when summer officially ends and things get colder, because I fucking hate being kept up by mosquitoes buzzing in my ears while I'm trying to sleep.
  3. Koopa Klaus

    Love was changing the minds of pretenders

    Love was changing the minds of pretenders
  4. Koopa Klaus

    Is it true that the first comic issue of Fantastic Four established a lot of canon, but none so...

    Is it true that the first comic issue of Fantastic Four established a lot of canon, but none so firmly as Reed Richards' inability to read a room?
  5. Koopa Klaus

    I've been suffering from a feeling of inferiority for the last few days. I just keep being...

    I've been suffering from a feeling of inferiority for the last few days. I just keep being reluctant and doubtful of my abilities as a writer and that I'll never be on the same level of writing as the people around me.
  6. Koopa Klaus

    Are you sure? You don't identify as a Monty Mole or anything like that?

    Are you sure? You don't identify as a Monty Mole or anything like that?
  7. Koopa Klaus

    Yar, har, fiddle, dee dee! Bein' a pirate be alright with me! Do what ye want 'cause a pirate be...

    Yar, har, fiddle, dee dee! Bein' a pirate be alright with me! Do what ye want 'cause a pirate be free! Ye be a pirate! - ClawgripFan9001
  8. Koopa Klaus

    Doing good, can't complain.

    Doing good, can't complain.
  9. Koopa Klaus

    Maybe someone ended up searching for "Cum On Feel The Noize" by Quiet Riot or the Michael Rosen...

    Maybe someone ended up searching for "Cum On Feel The Noize" by Quiet Riot or the Michael Rosen meme? I'm not sure.
  10. Koopa Klaus

    Glad to know I'm not the only one, lol.

    Glad to know I'm not the only one, lol.
  11. Koopa Klaus

    If I had to represent one of the Seven Deadly Sins, I'd definitely be Sloth.

    If I had to represent one of the Seven Deadly Sins, I'd definitely be Sloth.
  12. Koopa Klaus

    Yeah, gotta give them credit for their honesty.

    Yeah, gotta give them credit for their honesty.
  13. Koopa Klaus

    With that you mean you freely admit that you're one of those underaged people who lied about...

    With that you mean you freely admit that you're one of those underaged people who lied about their age to gain access to the Boards?
  14. Koopa Klaus

    Unpopular Animal Crossing opinions?

    I love New Leaf. I love it so, so much. Sure, it doesn't have any mean villagers like Viola mentioned, but at least the villagers have more personality and more interesting things to say than in New Horizons. And apart from the axe, none of the tools break in New Leaf. Town events like the...
  15. Koopa Klaus

    It's honestly surprising that Trey Parker and Matt Stone are some of the biggest slimeballs in...

    It's honestly surprising that Trey Parker and Matt Stone are some of the biggest slimeballs in the animated entertainment industry, yet they've somehow managed to survive for nearly 30 years with humor of the crudest degree being featured in literally anything they create.
  16. Koopa Klaus

    Unpopular Animal Crossing opinions?

    I agree that New Horizons was a big letdown because of the sandbox system sucking all the personality out of the game. Villagers never have anything interesting to say anymore, tools breaking is a pain in the ass, a lot of the town events are shit, and the list of problems I have with the game...
  17. Koopa Klaus

    Amusing.

    Amusing.
  18. Koopa Klaus

    My Nintendo 3DS let me down once again by shutting off my game of Animal Crossing halfway...

    My Nintendo 3DS let me down once again by shutting off my game of Animal Crossing halfway through, causing me to lose my progress and get a visit from Mr. Resetti upon reloading my game. This is my little reward for having owned my 3DS since 2011 and playing Animal Crossing: New Leaf on it since...
  19. Koopa Klaus

    Crazy how the algorithm on sites like this work.

    Crazy how the algorithm on sites like this work.
  20. Koopa Klaus

    I want to apologize for my status update from earlier today where I made a rather crude joke. I...

    I want to apologize for my status update from earlier today where I made a rather crude joke. I forgot that suggestive humor is a sensitive topic on the Boards and will refrain from making such crude jokes again.
  21. Koopa Klaus

    If my personal headcanon of the Koopalings having been retconned to be Bowser's adoptive...

    If my personal headcanon of the Koopalings having been retconned to be Bowser's adoptive children instead of his biological ones is correct, and Ludwig being the eldest Koopaling, if something were to get Bowser (The current ruler of the Koopa Kingdom), and something else were to get Bowser Jr...
  22. Koopa Klaus

    Yeah, it did occur to me this morning that the September 11 attacks happened 23 years ago today...

    Yeah, it did occur to me this morning that the September 11 attacks happened 23 years ago today. It continues to be a terrible event that is forever burned into the memories of Americans and other countries alike. May the unfortunate victims of this terrible attack be forever remembered and...
  23. Koopa Klaus

    What a rip.

    What a rip.
  24. Koopa Klaus

    Today was an average day at best. Had plenty of irritations, but also had my moments of peace...

    Today was an average day at best. Had plenty of irritations, but also had my moments of peace during the day. All in all, this day can best be compared to the majority of the Mario game library for the Game Boy Advance. And to look on the bright side of things, an average day means things can...
  25. Koopa Klaus

    post any random Mario thought on your mind

    Do you think that after Prince Mush was revived by the Gold Star in Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door, he took up an alternate identity for visits to the Glitzville Fresh Juice Shop similar to his older sister, Jolene?
  26. Koopa Klaus

    Today was a day that was decent at best. Got to engage in a couple of fun activities with my dad...

    Today was a day that was decent at best. Got to engage in a couple of fun activities with my dad here and there, got a couple of good bites to eat, and got to wrap up the day with a decent night of television. Overall, this day can best be described as a typical episode of your everyday sitcom...
  27. Koopa Klaus

    Probably roast pheasant with tomato sauce, baked potatoes and vegetables fresh from the royal yard.

    Probably roast pheasant with tomato sauce, baked potatoes and vegetables fresh from the royal yard.
  28. Koopa Klaus

    Just another sign of the complications of human nature, I guess.

    Just another sign of the complications of human nature, I guess.
  29. Koopa Klaus

    Finally had a decent day at best during this extended weekend. It's gone from eating a Poison...

    Finally had a decent day at best during this extended weekend. It's gone from eating a Poison Shroom to eating a Poison Shroom with a little salt on it, if you know what I mean. Here's hoping tomorrow will continue to be decent.
  30. Koopa Klaus

    Did he have a specific reason as to why he hated Ewoks so much?

    Did he have a specific reason as to why he hated Ewoks so much?
  31. Koopa Klaus

    If you're blue and you don't know where to go to, why don't you go where fashion sits? Puttin'...

    If you're blue and you don't know where to go to, why don't you go where fashion sits? Puttin' On The Ritz.
  32. Koopa Klaus

    Today was yet another rollercoaster of emotions for me. This isn't exactly how I envisioned my...

    Today was yet another rollercoaster of emotions for me. This isn't exactly how I envisioned my extended weekend to go, and I'm hesitant to call it a crummy weekend because while I have had a couple of small positive experiences so far, I personally feel the emotional highs are tarnishing the...
  33. Koopa Klaus

    Toosoonomopotofratello.

    Toosoonomopotofratello.
  34. Koopa Klaus

    Today was a long and tiring day for me. Here's hoping tomorrow will be more tame and without any...

    Today was a long and tiring day for me. Here's hoping tomorrow will be more tame and without any pestering from other people.
  35. Koopa Klaus

    I don't know why, but Peri being a mood is very relatable for me.

    I don't know why, but Peri being a mood is very relatable for me.
  36. Koopa Klaus

    I think I need a bit of a break from the internet as it's been making me unusually aggressive...

    I think I need a bit of a break from the internet as it's been making me unusually aggressive for the last few days. So that means my activity on the site will most likely be limited to only once or twice a day. Just a heads up.
  37. Koopa Klaus

    I used to watch those videos when I was a teenager, but looking back on them, they're really...

    I used to watch those videos when I was a teenager, but looking back on them, they're really stupid and monotone.
  38. Koopa Klaus

    Trying really hard not to make a Parkinson or dyslexia joke here. 😂

    Trying really hard not to make a Parkinson or dyslexia joke here. 😂
  39. Koopa Klaus

    People actually ship Jimmy Neutron and Timmy Turner? Never heard of that ship before.

    People actually ship Jimmy Neutron and Timmy Turner? Never heard of that ship before.
  40. Koopa Klaus

    Well, I didn't see what you said had to do with my original post either.

    Well, I didn't see what you said had to do with my original post either.
  41. Koopa Klaus

    I don't care the slightest bit about DramaRama given that I'm not the intended target audience...

    I don't care the slightest bit about DramaRama given that I'm not the intended target audience for that rubbish. What I do care about is all the weiners and wangs that dwell within the Total Drama fandom who bollock you over any blunt criticism you have to say about their Total Drama fanfiction...
  42. Koopa Klaus

    Currently feeling kinda moody because of a couple of bad memories of my time in the Total Drama...

    Currently feeling kinda moody because of a couple of bad memories of my time in the Total Drama fandom lingering on my mind. Had I known back in 2020 how jerky and twisted the Total Drama fandom was, I would never have engaged in it.
  43. Koopa Klaus

    The official name change announcement thread

    E-103 Delta was liberated by E-102 Gamma, freeing  Jubei in the process.
  44. Koopa Klaus

    While I agree with Sparks, I'd say the second one is better.

    While I agree with Sparks, I'd say the second one is better.
  45. Koopa Klaus

    Issue 210: Spectral Lens

    Perhaps an article covering the life, death and afterlife of Biff Atlas from the first Luigi's Mansion game?
  46. Koopa Klaus

    What does being a 2D lover even mean...?

    What does being a 2D lover even mean...?
  47. Koopa Klaus

    Certainly so, as today has been quietly pleasant for me, and I have indeed been waiting for that...

    Certainly so, as today has been quietly pleasant for me, and I have indeed been waiting for that day.
  48. Koopa Klaus

    For which version? The original N64 version or the DS remake?

    For which version? The original N64 version or the DS remake?
  49. Koopa Klaus

    Greetings, Mr. Blue Sky. How do you do on this lovely morning?

    Greetings, Mr. Blue Sky. How do you do on this lovely morning?
  50. Koopa Klaus

    It was certainly something, to say the least. And yes, the directors were certainly problematic...

    It was certainly something, to say the least. And yes, the directors were certainly problematic, as had they informed the actors that they were shooting for a video game movie, it might have saved the poor souls a great deal of frustration.
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