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  1. Koopa Klaus

    We all have those moments.

    We all have those moments.
  2. Koopa Klaus

    You know what I find very funny about the internet? People who claim to be against bullying or...

    You know what I find very funny about the internet? People who claim to be against bullying or post motivational quotes while being toxic as heck themselves.
  3. Koopa Klaus

    Your take on fairy-like companions?

    With the exception of Twink, Tippi and Cappy, I just plain don't like them, period.
  4. Koopa Klaus

    Mario & Sonic is dead

    I watched the Angry Video Game Nerd review it back in 2017, and I closed the first part of the review halfway through because I was so disturbed by the Sonelise scenes. 😅
  5. Koopa Klaus

    Ah, I see.

    Ah, I see.
  6. Koopa Klaus

    Mario & Sonic is dead

    If we're talking about the show, then yeah. It is better than 06. If we're talking about the Wii U game, I can safely say that one is even  worse than 06.
  7. Koopa Klaus

    Is that supposed to be a reference to the Donkey Kong cartoon?

    Is that supposed to be a reference to the Donkey Kong cartoon?
  8. Koopa Klaus

    Mario & Sonic is dead

    I'm neutral on Boom myself, but I can see why people don't really like it.
  9. Koopa Klaus

    The official name change announcement thread

    ClawgripFan9001 was captured by Dr. Eggman and roboticized into E-103 Delta.
  10. Koopa Klaus

    I feel you there. When you're an adult, time goes by at the speed of Sonic the Hedgehog, and it...

    I feel you there. When you're an adult, time goes by at the speed of Sonic the Hedgehog, and it makes me feel a bit melancholic. But at the same time, I intend to make every minute of every day count, so I try to do my best not to mope about the fast passing of time.
  11. Koopa Klaus

    @Hooded Pitohui Yeah, that's definitely true. I'll do my best to find those smaller, more...

    @Hooded Pitohui Yeah, that's definitely true. I'll do my best to find those smaller, more comfortable niches in my fandoms and drown out the loud and obnoxious majority. Thanks.
  12. Koopa Klaus

    Why is the majority of the fandoms for things I love more toxic than a cannister of cyanide?

    Why is the majority of the fandoms for things I love more toxic than a cannister of cyanide?
  13. Koopa Klaus

    I said: I Smurfed your mom so hard last night, she now walks like she got Smurfed by a Smurf.

    I said: I Smurfed your mom so hard last night, she now walks like she got Smurfed by a Smurf.
  14. Koopa Klaus

    That depends on what qualifies as a sandwich.

    That depends on what qualifies as a sandwich.
  15. Koopa Klaus

    Why is it that whenever I try to peacefully earn money on GTA Online, I have to suffer the wrath...

    Why is it that whenever I try to peacefully earn money on GTA Online, I have to suffer the wrath of the toxic playerbase?
  16. Koopa Klaus

    I'm guessing that Shadow would be the runner-up? XP

    I'm guessing that Shadow would be the runner-up? XP
  17. Koopa Klaus

    I'm thinking of changing my theme for August, and I'm thinking of choosing between Goombario and...

    I'm thinking of changing my theme for August, and I'm thinking of choosing between Goombario and E-103 Delta. Which do you guys like better?
  18. Koopa Klaus

    Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poetry Let's go play video games

    Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poetry Let's go play video games
  19. Koopa Klaus

    Yeah, that too is an amazing achievement amongst musical artists because of the reasons you...

    Yeah, that too is an amazing achievement amongst musical artists because of the reasons you mentioned.
  20. Koopa Klaus

    It certainly is amazing. And I also love how Weird Al has also remained so humble during the...

    It certainly is amazing. And I also love how Weird Al has also remained so humble during the entirety of his career. He always asked for permission from musical artists to parody their songs, would write back to his fans whenever they would send him letters or cards back before e-mails and...
  21. Koopa Klaus

    Yeah, that's just the definition of being a music snob: Insulting a person's hard work simply...

    Yeah, that's just the definition of being a music snob: Insulting a person's hard work simply for being video game music is just self-centered and petty.
  22. Koopa Klaus

    Same. Let people enjoy listening to video game music and don't be such a stuck up music snob.

    Same. Let people enjoy listening to video game music and don't be such a stuck up music snob.
  23. Koopa Klaus

    Give an unpredictable response to the user above

    Luke, the lightsaber is the weapon of a Jedi.
  24. Koopa Klaus

    1,000,000 things we hate!

    2310: Getting ghosted by potential roleplaying partners.
  25. Koopa Klaus

    post any random Mario thought on your mind

    If Jolene created an alternate identity for herself to use when having time to herself at Glitzville's juice bar, and since alternate identities are supposed to draw away attention from oneself, why did she make her alternate identity into a pretty lady that's bound to get attention from male...
  26. Koopa Klaus

    Many thanks to those who nominated last month's Cooking Guide section in The 'Shroom for...

    Many thanks to those who nominated last month's Cooking Guide section in The 'Shroom for Poochy's Picks! I had a lot of fun working on it, and Boo1268 turned out to be an amazingly enthusiastic collaborator on the section, so I enjoyed the team-up between the two of us just as much as the...
  27. Koopa Klaus

    Politics are absolute horseshit due to all the division it causes, and I try to avoid it as much...

    Politics are absolute horseshit due to all the division it causes, and I try to avoid it as much as I can because I know I would lose my cool trying to debate someone with opposing viewpoints and stick to their beliefs, no matter the counterargument you offer.
  28. Koopa Klaus

    Mario's Time Machine on NES is the greatest NES game of all time!

    Mario's Time Machine on NES is the greatest NES game of all time!
  29. Koopa Klaus

    @Ray Trace Are mistakes fine to make if they're many of the same mistakes made over the course...

    @Ray Trace Are mistakes fine to make if they're many of the same mistakes made over the course of ten years and linked to the same toxic behavior?
  30. Koopa Klaus

    @SparksMarioWiki Yeah, I'm aware that the best thing I can do with emotional trauma like this is...

    @SparksMarioWiki Yeah, I'm aware that the best thing I can do with emotional trauma like this is to move on. I'm already making steps towards moving on, no matter how small those steps are. It's just difficult to continue to experience the guilt from my mistakes while working towards moving on.
  31. Koopa Klaus

    I continue to get haunted by my past mistakes, both witnessed and committed. The guilt from the...

    I continue to get haunted by my past mistakes, both witnessed and committed. The guilt from the mistakes is destroying me on the inside, and I feel incredibly helpless on an almost daily basis. I wish I could go back in time to erase my mistakes, but I know very well that I can't, so I have to...
  32. Koopa Klaus

    Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on Love, Simon: Waldorf: Simon Says: This film is a...

    Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on Love, Simon: Waldorf: Simon Says: This film is a fundamental depiction of how progressive the 2010s were. Statler: Simon Also Says: You know what that makes the 2020s? Waldorf: Simon Says: What? Statler: Simon Says: Congressive. Hohohohohohohohoho!
  33. Koopa Klaus

    Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on Pearl Harbor: Statler: If you ever wondered what would...

    Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on Pearl Harbor: Statler: If you ever wondered what would happen if Michael Bay teamed up with Randall Wallace to make a dollar store parody of James Cameron's Titanic, here's your answer. Waldorf: It's a wonder that Ben Affleck made it out of acting school...
  34. Koopa Klaus

    Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on Disney's Song of the South: Waldorf: I'm old enough to...

    Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on Disney's Song of the South: Waldorf: I'm old enough to remember that when this movie came out, Disney wasn't all about political correctness, but frowned upon it instead. Statler: You're old enough to remember when The Birth of a Nation, the most...
  35. Koopa Klaus

    The Joke Thread

    What do you do with a dead chemist? Barium. 😆
  36. Koopa Klaus

    Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: Waldorf: Should we call...

    Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: Waldorf: Should we call it a night? Statler: Well, I certainly wouldn't call it a show. Hohohohohohohoho!
  37. Koopa Klaus

    What I wouldn't give to live in that good timeline...

    What I wouldn't give to live in that good timeline...
  38. Koopa Klaus

    @1?55 Lol, they're the Angry Video Game Nerd's words, not mine. But yeah, it's quite foul...

    @1?55 Lol, they're the Angry Video Game Nerd's words, not mine. But yeah, it's quite foul language, and I try to refrain from using it on this site as much as I possibly can.
  39. Koopa Klaus

    "Now you're playing with fucking shit. You're better off with fucking shit than dealing with...

    "Now you're playing with fucking shit. You're better off with fucking shit than dealing with this fucked up shit. Fuck this shit. You don't know shit about how fucking shitty this fucking shit is. It's so bad, it sucks. It fucking sucking fucks. And I...can't take it anymore." - Angry Video Game...
  40. Koopa Klaus

    Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on Adventures of Super Mario Bros 3: Statler: Well, this...

    Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on Adventures of Super Mario Bros 3: Statler: Well, this show is certainly a downgrade from the Super Mario Brothers Super Show. Waldorf: As to be expected from a show about plumbers; The more shows you make about them, the more it's guaranteed that the...
  41. Koopa Klaus

    Hey, kid! You still playing that Super Nintendo? Look at what Sega Genesis got! *shows several...

    Hey, kid! You still playing that Super Nintendo? Look at what Sega Genesis got! *shows several kickass Sega Genesis games* And Super Nintendo has got this. *shows Baby Mario crying in SMW2: Yoshi's Island* So what's it gonna be, kid? SEGA!
  42. Koopa Klaus

    Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on Tiny Toons Looniversity: Statler: Well, that was...

    Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on Tiny Toons Looniversity: Statler: Well, that was different. Waldorf: Yep, lousy. Both: But different. Hohohohohohohoho!
  43. Koopa Klaus

    That'd be interesting, honestly.

    That'd be interesting, honestly.
  44. Koopa Klaus

    Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace: Statler: So...

    Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace: Statler: So this is where the Skywalker Saga begins... Waldorf: Not just the Skywalker Saga. It's also the beginning of the end of the Galactic Republic. Statler: If I didn't know any better, you'd think this...
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