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Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on A Troll In Central Park: Waldorf: This movie raises so many questions. Like, why would they banish a troll with botanic powers to Central Park, New York City? Statler: I think that's the least of the problems with this movie. The biggest question of all...

Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on Jaws: The Revenge: Statler: Man, talk about sinking your franchise! I definitely wouldn't wanna be on that ship! Waldorf: You know what's ironic? Statler: What? Waldorf: The director of this movie had to borrow money from a loan shark in order to pay off...

Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog: Statler: Now they've done it. A cartoon that's so cheesy, you could melt it into a fondue. Waldorf: I don't think I would like to dip my bread in a cheese fondue made of hedgehogs and foxes. Statler: Me neither. That...

Thanks, I'll take a look sometime.

Where can I find Custom Street at?

Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on Rocky: Waldorf: I honestly find it hard to believe that a movie full of filler went on to spawn five sequels and a spiritual successor that ended up spawning two sequels. Statler: Guess the boxing film industry was really at rock bottom when this thing...

Man, my mental health has been doodoo for a while now, but I don't want to risk taking a break when I have a lot of duties for The 'Shroom to take care of. Unless I can get someone to fill in my spots on the Fake News and Palette Swap teams, taking a break seems like a pipe dream.

Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on Undertale: Statler: Why do you suppose Toby Fox called it Undertale? Waldorf: Because his fanbase was so mainstream, he had to go underground. Hohohohohohoho!

Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic: Waldorf: The majority of this show's audience being men goes to show that Hasbro knows how to appeal to the whole family. Statler: Well, what do you expect? With an artstyle and writing team as strong as this, it's...

I've been taking from the various shippings like Luigi x Daisy, Luigi x Peasley and Luigi x Bowser that it has been accepted by the Mario fandom that Luigi is considered bisexual at this point?

Today, I'll be posting this earlier than I normally would, so enjoy an early comedic treat. 😉 Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on Atlantis: The Lost Empire: Waldorf: This movie is as if you took a group of Muppets, and instead of giving them low stakes hijinks here at The Muppet Show, you...

Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on Home Alone: Statler: You know, when I first saw this movie in theaters, I wanted to be Macaulay Culkin. Waldorf: Why? Statler: I always wanted to experience my self centered and dumb family leaving me at home for the holidays, having the entire house to...

Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on Independence Day (1996): Statler: Do you suppose they have life on other planets? Waldorf: Why do you care? You don't have any life on this one. Hohohohohohoho! (Statler smacks Waldorf in the face)

Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on Snow White and the Huntsman: Waldorf: This movie was terrible! I didn't like it! Statler: Me neither. Whoever wrote the screenplay for this movie must've gotten Snow White confused with Katniss Everdeen. Waldorf: They musta been reading The Hunger Games...

Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on Grand Theft Auto III: Statler: That Claude fella changed sides more often than I change my underwear. Waldorf: I always knew something smelled off about you. Hohohohohohoho! Statler: Don't heckle me, you old fool! Heckle the makers of this game...

Ayyy, I just won a hundred euros in the lottery!

Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on Red Dead Redemption 2: Waldorf: I think this game teaches people a valuable lesson. Statler: Yeah, that years of trust can be broken within a matter of months when you let an adult version of Dennis the Menace into your group. Hohohohohohoho!

Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on Willy's Wonderland: Statler: Is this supposed to be that Five Nights At Freddy's hoopla the kids have been talking about? Waldorf: Well, they certainly won't last one night with Nicholas Cage. Hohohohohohoho!

Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on The Thirteenth Year: Waldorf: Have I said that this film was written by wet bandits? Statler: I don't know, that sounds a bit fishy to me. Hohohohohohoho!

Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on Big Time Rush: Statler: This show is fantastic! Waldorf: Yeah, how about that boyband the main characters are in? Statler: Well, make it into a manly tire and drive it to Pittsburgh. Hohohohohohoho!

Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on Kamp Koral: Spongebob's Under Years: Statler: I'm gonna go to the dentist. Waldorf: Right now? Statler: Sure! After watching this show, nothing hurts! Hohohohohohoho!

Good Lord, it's hot over here. I am definitely not built for temperatures over 20 degrees Celsius. 🥵

Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on Pixels: Waldorf: Just when you think this movie couldn't get any worse, something wonderful happens. Statler: Oh yeah? What's that? Waldorf: It ends. Hohohohohohoho!

I finally managed to finish reading Issue 207 of The 'Shroom in its entirety! Job well done to everyone who contributed to the issue, and here's to Issue 208, which will be our Summer Special in which we'll celebrate Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door's 20th anniversary!

Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on Beverly Hillbillies: Waldorf: Aah, this one was a favorite of mine back in the day! Always loved those backwoods folks moving into the rich neighborhoods of Los Angeles and spreading the good ol' Southern charm! Statler: I agree. I just hope they won't...