Thanks sir.
Suggestions:
BLOCK THREADS BEFORE DELETING. We'd like to kep our posts, ridiculous as they may be.
PLEASE POST IN ALL THREADS TO BE DELETED ON FRIDAY.
That's about it. plzthzkkbai
Humans are bi-pedal foot soldiers prone to stubbing their toes and suicide. Interestingly, commiting suicide to avoid the pain of a stubbed toe is considered foolish in most cultures. Humans live in tiny boxes called "flats" where they feel really cooped up, so this may be one reason why they...
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All the really badass ones have things like "I F*** ON THE FIRST DATE" and "I'M A CONSUMER W**** (AND HOW)".
YOU get 3/10. Lolnotfunny.
EDIT: Is it overkill?