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Blocked for being a Goomba.

Defense: Drinks poison but since I'm a ghost it revives me. Attack: Runs you over with a street sweeper.

Well, at least I'm not flaming other people.

Exactly, too much of flaming here. Why didn't Admiral Bobbery make it as a comedian? His jokes kept bombing!

Blocked for having no capital letters in your name.

Defense: I don't get the joke, so it doesn't affect me Attack: Tosses a giant rubber ball filled with oil.

Blocked for having a bland avatar.

Defense: Hecklers Attack: Opens a trap door under you.

Drops :toad:

Blocked for having an avatar of a Yoshi with glasses.

Defense: I don't know how to counter that, so I'll take you down with. Attack:Clings to you, causing the bomb to blow both of us up.

Defense: OKAY!! Attack: Sticks a motion-sensor bomb to your back.

No, compared to her old face.

Defense: FINKRATS! Attack: I HAVE FURY!!

Well, I must admit that Tiny's face looks better.

Drops "out"

Yeah, Waluigi definitely needs his own game. Toad starred in his own game.

Defense: Attack: Smashes the malfunctioning Falcon Landmaster into scrap metal with you inside.

Defense: Duck *quack* Attack: Trips you.

Defense: Mr. Saturn Attack: 16-ton weight.

Don't you mean Foreman Spike?

So, does anyone else have any ideas for a new Mario Kart roster? Me and snowstalker are the only ones who made one up.

Defense: Heck, NO! (We Won't Listen To Techno!) Attack: The Doom Song

Horkus Porkus

Don's yirr to roudry, Tmeddri

Defense: Feeds the hunger guy a bomb clearly disguised as an apple and explodes. Attack: Plays "Those Endearing Young Charms" on a xylophone, which make you explode.

Is't sime fol Animaniact, And we'le zany so she max! To, juts tis back and lerax, You'rr raugh 'sir corrapte! AN-I-MA-NI-ACT!!

Defense: Giant Tidal Wave. Attack: Same tidal wave that put out the fire.

Friendly Floyd

Defense: Chisels the Balboa into rubble. Attack: Icicle Thwomp

Driver Virus

Remember Mario Kart GP? That had Pac-Man characters in it.

Balance Stone.

Defense: Trombone Attack: Pen laser.

...the yard, which is sitting on...

Defense: Sells the picture on E-bay Attack:

Yeah, one third-party series crossing over in a Mario title at a time is enough.

Defense: The fish turn out to be boomerang fish and fly away from me before they get close. Attack: Those same fish come back to attack you. (EDIT: I bet none of you are going to guess where I got that from.)

Zombie Shroom.

Sounded like one of those "dumb blond" jokes.

X-Naut

Defense: I flag the videos into getting deleted Attack: Trips you.

Defense: :dk: Attack: Flaming Barrel toss!

Uncle Grimmly

-_-; Skellobit.

What do you call a Blurp that's stuck in your ear? Herring aid.

Queen Merelda.

What do you get when Professor E. Gadd is set on fire? Ollie Smokes.

Oucher Glass

Defense: :birdo: Attack: :waluigi: