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Ganondorf is a PROVED murderer. Meanwhile, only a ton of evidence points to Tingle being a murderer.

I decide since the throne is lying out in the open, I shall construct a large structure for it. I start by encasing it into a large orange crystal. I then form a throne room around it, then other rooms containing minions (Who kind of look like :yoshi:, except purple), and then using my mediocre...

I grow tired of Luna's vague superiority, so I lock her into Luigi's Mansion (Which I create with a mumbled incantation), then I cast a forcefield which draws it's power from 4 gems, which I break into 2 parts each, and scatter across the land. The forcefield drapes the entire mansion in magical...

With a lazy flick of my hand, I cause the package to catch fire. The contents spill into a pile of mud. I then punch Iggy Koopa Jr. to the moon from The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask, and it EATS HIM. I then take the throne, put an invisibility spell on it, and catapult it into the ocean.

The Wind Koopa Jr.

I enter the room Spiky Topps is in, and I see one throne. I engage him in hand-to-hand combat, and when it is over.... there are two thrones in the room. While Spiky Topps is lying cold on the ground, I take both thrones. I sit on both at the same time.

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Alrighty then, I steal the throne from you, and travel to Holodrum. I then go down to Subrosia, and put the throne in the last room of the Sword and Shield Maze. I then sit on it.

The moon from the ACTUAL world collides with the earth and nearly everyone dies. I then take the throne, which is floating around in space, and sit on it.

Well then, I am back in an undisclosed location. Consumed with anger, I start drawing the moon out of it's orbit. In three posts time, the moon will collide with the earth and everyone will die. Only one thing can stop me now.

Ewwwwwwww, what was that, then?

Alright, let me tell you the undivided truth. When you left the fortress to give Spiky Topps the ball, I shrunk down to the size of a gnat and hid in your pocket. When you returned, I stayed there for some reason, even though the spells were still there. I think it may have done something with...

Well, he was an old man with a purple robe, and he taught me how to be a better mage, and also claimed he was an Udani wizard before being kicked out for going too far.

Look, I got through those spells, after training with this person who claimed to be an Udani wizard for 7 years. I think 7 years is a long enough time to master Udani magic.

Well, he must've had some knowledge of Udani magic, because I got through those spells.

Alrighty then, you caught me. It was a dream. After traveling around the realm for 7 years, I come across a rouge Udani wizard, who teaches me the practices of an Udani wizard. Then, after I practice for another 7 years, I become a master of the magic. I then break into the palace after taking...

I didn't teleport through the forcefield, I teleported directly into the valley.

I teleport into the Valley of Death, because the spells are around the valley, not in it. Then the clones surround me. If you've ever seen "The Matrix: Reloaded", you'll know how this fight turns out. After I fly away from all of them, I smash into the throne room of the fortress and we have a...

I just grab it right from under you, and make a face at you. I then sit on it.

Which throne? The one from the past or the one from the present?

Agh! I knew I should've been worried when I he didn't appear! Since I only had 1 life left, I appear in the Underwhere. After 16 hours of walking, I make it to the Overthere, and take over. I then enslave all the people there, and use all of their power combined to transport the throne (and only...

Spiky Topps missed with his gun, I only pretended to get hit. Right before you turned everyone into duckies, I teleport away. I then teleport back. Since everyone is now a duck, (Including you, The Undertaker) I now take the throne and proclaim this place Ducklandia.

Since the bazooka knocked me back into dust form, I reform into a dust golem again. I then take Iggy's life force and use it to transform back into my previous form. I then scold Luna for breaking my well-built cell, and toss Luna back into it, then repair it. I then throw it into the sun...

You wretched brat! I reform as a Dust Golem, and beat you to a pulp. I take the throne, the end table, the ottoman, and the tostitos/salsa back! Now, all shall call ME master! The throne is now in possession of the almighty Wind Mage!

Waluigi time! :waluigi:

the wibd mafge

I continue to chill in Dimension D for a bit, but I get bored. So I lock Luna in a magic-resistant cell made of adamantium, and then I take the throne, and sit on it. I then summon up an ottoman to put my feet on. And an end table. And a bowl of Tostitos. And some salsa. The throne is now mine!

I would turn the International Space Station into a Horcrux. Have fun using Fiendfyre in SPACE.

Vaati the Wind Mage shoots a ball of energy at Poppy Bro Sr and he dies! It will cost 200 rupees to come back to life!

Here's an idea: Luigi founds "Luigi Land", a new amusement park in the Mushroom Kingdom. But Bowser decides to take a break from stealing princesses and has a hankering for some fun roller coaster riding.. So he takes over Luigi Land. You have to purge the amusement park of enemies, with bosses...

Here's a solution: Make a fifth Mario and Luigi game where Bowser goes back in time and kills Mario and Luigi. But then, when he returns to the present, whoops, all the baddies Mario and Luigi defeated over the course of the series are back, and ready to be burned/squashed.

So.. that means... no Shroobs? :(

I would love to see how they pull off that kart-racing island place. And, would it use the engine for The Thousand Year Door?

Granted, but your file erases itself before you can tell anyone or show anyone. I wish the Four Sword never existed!

Hmm.... I don't feel safe about Dimension D anymore. Stupid pretzel thief. I teleport to the bottom level of the Temple of the Ocean King, where I deposit the throne into the goopy purple liquid there. I then cast a magical barrier around it, causing teleportation in and out of the temple...

I... I'm lost for words. You have ruined my chilling time. You shall now feel the full wrath of the almighty Wind Mage!

I wake up in a warehouse, tied to a chair. I escape, and then Sochies down. I throw sand into his eyes, and then take the throne, returning to golden form yet again. I go to Dimentio's D Dimension and chill out there. I go back into human form, conjure a beanbag chair, a bag of pretzels, and an...

I recover after a bit, curse myself for not actually throwing you into the sun, and then I teleport to you, Nazgul, and shove a sword into your chest. After that I pull it out and cut your head off. I then take your mauled body and put it into a treasure chest, which I seal with the sword I slew...

I teleport to the throne claimer and try to throw him into the sun. I miss, but that matters not. I transform back into my true form and envelop the throne, turning a light gold color, instead of my usually purple-blue. I then fly off into space in the opposite direction of the former throne...

Of course I didn't find the clone. "My" loyal soldiers did. The Royal Guard is pretty effective at finding people.

They find a the principal clone that made the cell magic and execute him by cutting his body into 196 pieces, each to be sent to a different country. The enchantment is broken, so I turn the cell into a house and give it to a struggling family. I then break the enchantment on the king, and I...

Technically the drug dealer killed your clone, but that doesn't matter now. I change back into my sorcerer form and conjure a rocking chair. In the downtime, I possess a king of a far-off land and order the soldiers to look for the throne, and kill you. No luck so far.

I was only possessing a statue of myself when I was executed. I come back as my true form, then obliterate "Sochie" for being the wrong person, and then I take you off the throne, throw you into a very angry drug dealer's apartment window, and sit on the throne. I then conjure a glass of...

Using the power of wind, I knock Sochie off the throne and into a pile of mud. All of his high school bullies start mocking him for it. I then sit on the throne.