Nice art!
I don't think Talonflame is gonna be banned to Ubers. I can't really think of anything that's going to be banned to Ubers now, since the OU metagame seems to have settled down a bit.
Broke my collarbone like six years ago, that was fun. Didn't take that long to heal, actually, only a few weeks.
And that's about it for notable injuries for me.