That Was Destined to Go Wrong - An Apology by AwdryFan1997
"Resting Impossibility" was one of the greatest mistakes of my life. I should never have used Walkazo's name in that way. What I did was unacceptable and I insist that no one ever make the same mistake I did.
The driving force behind...
Dude I was just thinking about Goombario in the shower. And then I saw your profile pic and I was like "Woah dude why was I thinking about Goombario in the shower?"
I don't want Pikmin 4 anymore. Maybe after I play this game I'll change my mind, but I think we're fine with the knowledge that the Plasm Wraith and its previous forms is the main villain of the series.
Moreover, that trailer was epic, it shows just how action-packed the series is.
Waluigi Pinball, with a ton of Waluigi crotch-shots. Every time you hit a note, you get more Waluigi pelvis. Also Waluigi will be in workout gear. The more groin you get, the more enemies burned alive.
What if all of Min Min's alts were just other ARMS characters? Wouldn't that, like, include everyone?
Also, Alph should be an Echo Fighter. Then Louie would be Olimar's alt.
Don't be ridiculous. Maybe see Arlo's side instead of comparing him to Hitler (seriously?) and blaming him for you not getting a sequel to a game that received a collective "eh" from mainstream audiences.
Megacomic by AwdryFan1997
Episode Two: No More Reboots, Part Two
One day later, Dr. Light's "house" (mansion) is abuzz, ready to welcome the guests. And by that, I mean Roll is, because she was programmed that way.
Roll: So, Rock, you said there were five guests?
Megaman: Yeah, there's X...
I haven't played Megaman & Bass, is it actually good? I keep hearing people complain about it, and I don't think I'll go back to Megaman 10 anytime soon, so, should I try it?
I legit read the title as "What if Smash characters took LSD?"
Marth would have the camera quickly zoom in on him, and the text would say "MARTH isn't exactly welcome here!"
Rosie from the tenth (or was it eleventh? No, wait, it was tenth) season of Thomas the Tank Engine. Don't ask how I know that.
Why is my heart beat rapidly increasing all of a sudden? Should I be concerned?
UPDATE: The beating has subsided.
Megacomic by AwdryFan1997
Episode One: No More Reboots, Part One
After many failed attempts at starting this series, we begin our story in the year 21XX. Megaman, the Super Fighting Robot, is headed to… uh, “HAL-mart” to buy some… I dunno, Power Converters? On the way, he encounters a fan of...
Windows 8? Yeah, I'd say that's a problem. I don't know the specifics, but everyone (including Microsoft) recommends upgrading to WIndows 10 as soon as humanly possible.
Also, isn't this application a little redundant, with Super Mario Maker and its sequel?
Okay, no, this is horrifying.
I was just browsing through the Metal Gear Wiki when I discovered that Sigint from MGS3 is actually the DARPA chief from MGS1. With MGS4 revealing Sigint was a member of the Patriots and that the Patriots were responsible for Les Enfant Terribles... how did he not...
Ugh, yeah, Illumination can manipulate those halfwit zoomers into watching their subpar films with novel gimmicks and crude humor. If this Mario movie comes even close to pandering to a younger audience then I'll just stop watching right there, I won't stand for that.
Wayleth: No.
Shutters: Fart Rocketing.
Sklurt: No.
Carly: No, but she's a very good motorcycle driver.
Charlie: No, but he's somehow good at flying helicopters, though only when not under the influence.
Jimbo: No.
P-BP: He can teleport under very strict circumstances.
Jacques: He, like all of...
Hey, and guess what? Miyamoto confirmed Luigi was in the beta in an interview back in 2009! So while it's cool we have the model and textures, WE ALREADY KNEW THEY EXISTED!
Uh, isn't Yoshi's Island supposed to be Super Mario Bros. 5? Since it was Super Mario World 2 and was originally titled SMB5 in the recently-leaked beta?