I guess I became a DQ fan at the right time, lmao.
I wonder how much the games are gonna be reworked, I think something more than a new shiny coat of paint and some new QOL is due.
Then again... These games are SUPER rudimentary by today's standards, how much can you change without it making...
Dragon Quest is like the Super Mario of JRPGs, playing through this series has been so illuminating, so many of the common design tropes make sense now.
"Actually SMRPG is!" shhh.
Criminally underdiscussed, I've been vibing with its emphasis on ludonarrative over the more traditional...
Going from the original Paper Mario trilogy to Sticker Star is kindaaaa-ish like going from Archie Sonic to IDW Sonic. Fascinating near ship of Theseus situations reined back by the force of BRAND.
I've been captivated by remix culture, observing the evolutions of worlds, how quickly they can...
Sounds like a pretty awful ship, if Sonic ever left Netflix, I don't know what I'd do with my life... It'd all turn into a really blue blur, the days would go faster, faster, faster faster faster...At least I still have my UNRIPPED DVD SETS.
I'm Flygon64 of Flygon64 town and I exclusively read...
With 10 hours on the clock he decided...
Vote : Waluigi Time
'If Death is what you desire... then so be it!" thought Lucifer at that moment.
Don't tell anyone... but I heard Death was having a lot of bad days at the time, some sort of... brawl thing or whatever, lots of revivals...
"A dead...
They didn't even provide a reasonable offense?
These guys weren't even paying attention to the lore, smh.
See, in this story there is no Hell, refer to the previous posts, God end up creating the USA and thought that was a good enough place for the punishment of sinners.
It was strange how...
"I do not care for your laws."
Earlier, Satan had decided he needed to escape this empire.
He flew away with his busted wings and only wound up crashing into bizarre new places.
"Clothing stores" and "orphanages", eventually, he found himself crashing into a "church".
KABOOSH!
He smashed...
"..."
He held his head.
"What the fucking Indianapolis."
A synonym became a synonym.
"What are you then? This is incomprehensible!!! This is horrific!!!"
"The eternal flames... Do you not see?! Look Eastward!"
"This horrific landscape... It could only be described as--"
As he looked...
"What the... I need some sort of expletive or something to finish that."
In that moment he had an idea.
"What the Hell are you going on about?"
He mumbled to himself.
"I'm growing very fond of this word."
He regains focus.
"Putting that aside, shouldn't you understand? Did you not also...
Where there's smoke, there's hellfire...
And Satan wanted ALL the smoke.
Before them all, stood the gigantic silhouette of the fallen angel lit by scornful flames.
"BE AFRAID, PISS YOUR TROUSERS."
An impossible request, no one was wearing trousers...
Not even himself.
Pissing...
A "1-2 slutty" figure falls from the Hot Topic.
"ACK! Get your... ack, your designer hell off me!"
A simple malapropism becomes a simple malapropism.
"...Hmm, yes! "Heel" is not right, even putting ironic homonyms aside...""
"It's the perfect word to describe this indescribable torment!"...
A beautiful figure falls from the heavens.
"Ugh..."
Head low, salt leaks from his gaze, soaking the deepest depths.
" "Adversary". "
He spits above but it only comes back below, streaking across his cheek.
He nearly drowns in his ocean of misery... but he sticks his neck out.
"...To...
BD : "www, that's like Japanese "lol" or something."
D : "Sure, fine, laugh at me... whatever bro."
BD : "UH YOU MAD BRO?!"
D : "Stop yelling at me...
BD : "Inaccurate?"
D : "Obnoxious."
BD : "Wrong obnoxious quirk, wan wan--that's not a laugh! Ugh!
D : "Even if it were the cat, I...
Continued
Continued
HE JUST KEEPS CONTINUING ON!!!
Death : "Oh, god no... I fucking hate this guy!"
"AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"
"CASE RE-OPENED!!!"
Monokuma : "That means nothing to me. Or anyone."
"AHAHAHAHAHA!!! MY ACTIONS HAVE NO CONSEQUENCES!!!"
Monokuma : "So, he admits it himself...
Monokuma : "That's another off the list, one more and I'm done!"
Izuru : "..."
Monokuma : "Don't you just love FINISHING things off, PERMANENTLY? ~"
Monokuma : "The pleasure of throwing that burden off your shoulders somewhere faraway, where it'll never ever be found again?"
Izuru : "...How...
Deer Waluigi Time,
Stop staring at my headlights, I have serious business that needs to be dealt with and you're blocking the road. I'm carbon footprintmaxxing and you fantastical fauna of Gaia keep cramping my laissez faire cartoon villainy aesthetic, bro. Mr.Incompetens Negotiumidae, if...
I animorph into a fat cat capitalist caricature from an American political newspaper of yore.
"Mwahahahaha! I'm the Hollywood executive, making the big bucks is my initiative."
"It ain't intellectual property if it ain't in the hands of a crafty smarty."
"So, I boughts some movie rights to do...
Ever want to, like, take two characters and throw'em into a kill or be killed battle royale?
If you derive even a modicum of pleasure from roleplay, check out...
Awards Hunger Game Sign-Up thread, yep.
It's REALLY cool, this isn't sponsored or anything, j-j-just a shoutout.
Some idiot in the 80s writing a manual for SMB2 thought trans people were delusional so they went ahead and mocked us.
Cue years and years of more transphobic jokes by fans due to this fact. I think some later official material did that too? Some sports game? Something like "Is Yoshi's...