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  1. Koopa Klaus

    For the last few years, December has always been my least favorite month of the year because I'm...

    For the last few years, December has always been my least favorite month of the year because I'm not a holiday person whatsoever, so this time of year is always a stressful period for me, because things get very busy at work and as a result, I'll take any break I can get. But regardless of my...
  2. Koopa Klaus

    The official name change announcement thread

    Alex Parkinson has gone back to the Land Down Under while Koopa Klaus has started his journey from the North Pole.
  3. Koopa Klaus

    In the Star Wars franchise, Jedi can send each other e-mails, but they can't e-mail each other...

    In the Star Wars franchise, Jedi can send each other e-mails, but they can't e-mail each other photos. The reason? Because attachments are forbidden.
  4. Koopa Klaus

    Today, I finally learned what all the fuss about the ending of How I Met Your Mother was about...

    Today, I finally learned what all the fuss about the ending of How I Met Your Mother was about. While I will say that fans overexxagerated it being a "disgusting ending", I will agree that it was a very dumb decision, even if it was planned from the beginning like the showrunner stated it to be.
  5. Koopa Klaus

    I vaguely remember watching a bit of it as a kid.

    I vaguely remember watching a bit of it as a kid.
  6. Koopa Klaus

    Happy birthday, Boo! Now that you're 18, you're one step closer to adulthood! Enjoy yourself on...

    Happy birthday, Boo! Now that you're 18, you're one step closer to adulthood! Enjoy yourself on this momentous day!
  7. Koopa Klaus

    Dreams are the only place you'll ever be as dope as me

    Dreams are the only place you'll ever be as dope as me
  8. Koopa Klaus

    Thanks, MD. I'll keep that in mind.

    Thanks, MD. I'll keep that in mind.
  9. Koopa Klaus

    It seems that on some days, no matter how hard I try to fight my own demons, it seems that those...

    It seems that on some days, no matter how hard I try to fight my own demons, it seems that those demons always have the upper hand. It's the kind of fight that would take the Doomslayer to sweep those demons off their feet.
  10. Koopa Klaus

    Monokuma, Public Instigator

    I appreciate irony as much as the next lazy Gen Z'er, but we've got the annual holiday issue coming up next month, and Monokuma is still gone from the face of the Mushroom World without a trace. What happened?
  11. Koopa Klaus

    My ex friend took my faith in my writing abilities. I took his actions personally.

    My ex friend took my faith in my writing abilities. I took his actions personally.
  12. Koopa Klaus

    @Ray Trace What country do you live in again? I believe I saw you mention it before, but it...

    @Ray Trace What country do you live in again? I believe I saw you mention it before, but it kinda slipped my mind since then.
  13. Koopa Klaus

    Dear Waluigi Time

    Dear Waluigi Time, I've been dealing with low business income for years in spite of having a large number of customers coming in on a daily basis, with the majority of these customers coming in to meet with one of my regulars, an unnamed yet beautiful female Toad rather than having a drink...
  14. Koopa Klaus

    Pardon my language, but I just need to get this off my chest: I. Fucking. Hate. Snow.

    Pardon my language, but I just need to get this off my chest: I. Fucking. Hate. Snow.
  15. Koopa Klaus

    We did it --- 4,000 members!

    Looks like we hit our goal! Let's see if we can get to 5000 members next!
  16. Koopa Klaus

    Issue 212

    Many thanks to those who nominated my Cooking Guide collab with Boo1268 and Anton from last month's 'Shroom special for this month's Poochy's Picks and voted the section into third place for Fake News Section of the Month! It pleases me as punch to see that people appreciated the effort put into...
  17. Koopa Klaus

    Maybe he called it that so that it would fit in with the melody of the song? I dunno, I'm just...

    Maybe he called it that so that it would fit in with the melody of the song? I dunno, I'm just spitballing theories here.
  18. Koopa Klaus

    My 'Shroom writing portfolio is complete again in this month's issue! In Fake News, I'll be...

    My 'Shroom writing portfolio is complete again in this month's issue! In Fake News, I'll be teaching you how to make a delicious yet simple dish for the cold fall months in Cooking Guide, and in Palette Swap, me and the rest of the Mushroom Kingdom Heroes continue our journey to save the Annual...
  19. Koopa Klaus

    @MiracleDinner It means that at the end of the "game night", only one of the mental health...

    @MiracleDinner It means that at the end of the "game night", only one of the mental health issues will be left after having taken out the other ones.
  20. Koopa Klaus

    My mental health issues start their daily game night with Life. And end it with Uno.

    My mental health issues start their daily game night with Life. And end it with Uno.
  21. Koopa Klaus

    That too.

    That too.
  22. Koopa Klaus

    The dark side of the Total Drama fandom is like a board game: In a box no one opens.

    The dark side of the Total Drama fandom is like a board game: In a box no one opens.
  23. Koopa Klaus

    Must have something to do with the fact that most of the writers for TV shows and movies grew up...

    Must have something to do with the fact that most of the writers for TV shows and movies grew up on Mike Tyson's Punch-Out so they're most familiar with that specific version of Punch-Out as a result, thus making it easier to choose a version of the game to work into their show or movie.
  24. Koopa Klaus

    If the bird is the word, then corn is indeed grass.

    If the bird is the word, then corn is indeed grass.
  25. Koopa Klaus

    My mood today is like the Honor system in the Red Dead Redemption games: Poor like a rainstorm.

    My mood today is like the Honor system in the Red Dead Redemption games: Poor like a rainstorm.
  26. Koopa Klaus

    According to my dad, people's opinions about the Holland's Got Talent finals last Friday have...

    According to my dad, people's opinions about the Holland's Got Talent finals last Friday have been quite mixed. While I agree with a lot of people that a different act should have won, I'm still glad for the winner all the same, and for the rest of the stuff that people are saying about Got...
  27. Koopa Klaus

    I don't know if I'm the only one, but James Carther Cathcart/Jimmy Zoppi and Amy Birnbaum as...

    I don't know if I'm the only one, but James Carther Cathcart/Jimmy Zoppi and Amy Birnbaum as Vector the Crocodile and Charmy Bee in Sonic X - Sonic Rivals 2 respectively just had something about their portrayals of their character voices that made it sound very unpleasant to listen to, like the...
  28. Koopa Klaus

    As much of a decent show I believe Girl Meets World to be, I will never forgive them for the...

    As much of a decent show I believe Girl Meets World to be, I will never forgive them for the downright insulting manner in which they covered autism as a subject in one of their episodes. They played it off like it was some sort of life threatening disease, which I, as a person who's been...
  29. Koopa Klaus

    Amen to that, brother.

    Amen to that, brother.
  30. Koopa Klaus

    As a European, I wholeheartedly agree with this, because it's not worth a moment of anyone's breath.

    As a European, I wholeheartedly agree with this, because it's not worth a moment of anyone's breath.
  31. Koopa Klaus

    If it's any consolation, the woman responsible for giving the open window maniac his uniform was...

    If it's any consolation, the woman responsible for giving the open window maniac his uniform was arrested and sentenced to 6 months of prison.
  32. Koopa Klaus

    Why do people always leak games and spoil the plot for other people to get their sick kicks on...

    Why do people always leak games and spoil the plot for other people to get their sick kicks on the internet nowadays?
  33. Koopa Klaus

    Yeah, it's from Total Drama Island. He's one of my Total Drama fan characters, and he's supposed...

    Yeah, it's from Total Drama Island. He's one of my Total Drama fan characters, and he's supposed to be me as a Total Drama character.
  34. Koopa Klaus

    Vigilante Mafia 2 (Lounge Thread)

    Good game, everyone. That was certainly a short but sweet little get-together.
  35. Koopa Klaus

    The official name change announcement thread

    The Flying Dutchman was captured with Luigi's Poltergust 3000 and turned into a painting, which Alex Parkinson intends to turn in to a museum.
  36. Koopa Klaus

    A warm welcome!

    A warm welcome!
  37. Koopa Klaus

    I'll pass, I already had doughnuts yesterday.

    I'll pass, I already had doughnuts yesterday.
  38. Koopa Klaus

    Vigilante Mafia 2 (Lounge Thread)

    Let the joyous news be spread, the rhyme crazy old witch is now undead!
  39. Koopa Klaus

    Vigilante Mafia 2 - Game Thread (Finished)

    Let the shocking news be spread, the rhyme crazy old witch at last is dead.
  40. Koopa Klaus

    Vigilante Mafia 2 - Game Thread (Finished)

    I suppose that will suffice for the time being, though it isn't enough for me to make me revoke my vote. I will stick with my current vote for the time being.
  41. Koopa Klaus

    Vigilante Mafia 2 - Game Thread (Finished)

    If you have seen the future, then tell us if Wario World II will be released for the Switch 2.
  42. Koopa Klaus

    Vigilante Mafia 2 - Game Thread (Finished)

    If Satan can provide us with a reasonable defense as to why we should spare them from lynching, then I'm all for it. That said, time to loosen up Beelzebub's unholy tongue for a bit. Vote: Flygon
  43. Koopa Klaus

    Vigilante Mafia 2 - Game Thread (Finished)

    Amen to that, my gentleghostly friend.
  44. Koopa Klaus

    Vigilante Mafia 2 - Game Thread (Finished)

    Boy, it's only the first day phase of the game, and things are already going from 0 to 100 when it comes to hostilities. Looks like Mafia games haven't changed a bit in the nearly 10 years I've been gone from this site. For the time being though, I'm gonna avoid getting caught in the crossfire...
  45. Koopa Klaus

    Vigilante Mafia 2 - Game Thread (Finished)

    Alright, let the games begin.
  46. Koopa Klaus

    Vigilante Mafia 2 - Game Thread (Finished)

    Looks like everything is fine and dandy in here. And that's just how I like my Mafia games, because it signifies the calm before the storm, and hopefully by the end of the game, the surviving players will have made it through the storm, and that there will be a rainbow at the end of that storm...
  47. Koopa Klaus

    De/het

    De/het
  48. Koopa Klaus

    Okay, uhhh...three. You get three wishes.

    Okay, uhhh...three. You get three wishes.
  49. Koopa Klaus

    Vigilante Mafia 2 - Game Thread (Finished)

    I have received my role and am prepared to get this show on the road.
  50. Koopa Klaus

    Four.

    Four.
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