cranky kong

"You see, kids, back in my day, on the good ol' NES with 8-bit hardware, there was this guy. Goes by Jumpman. I'm tellin' ya, he was perhaps the wiliest piece of- what the? (Suddenly, DK interrupts by breaking Cranky's back) AHHH! Why, you whippersnapper! (grumbles) Eat this! (explosion into)...