Attempt to Suicide

[Pyro]

In this game, youu try to suicide.

EX:

I throw myself into lava.

You burn to death.

BOB'S DEATH COUNT: 256

Note that winning and failing are decided randomly.

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

I lock myself in a room with a caffeinated Waluigi.

 

[EctoBiologist]

I jump into the water.

 

[Smashley]

what is this

I jump off a building, I guess.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

I eat a Bomb
I explode.
YoshiMonsta's death count: 1

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Guys, I think that the next user decides if the above user dies or not.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

You die because Waluigi hates people who talk too much (ironically) and is caffeinated so he kills you.

 

[Pyro]

Guys, I think that the next user decides if the above user dies or not.

No.

I lock myself in a room with a caffeinated Waluigi.

Waluigi shouts WALUIGI TIME and beats you with a tennis racket.

Toad's death count: 1

I eat a Bomb

You forgot to light the fuse.

YoshiMonsta's death count: 0

I jump into the water.

A Sharpedo eats you. Yay!

FireEevee's death count: 1

I jump off a building

The building isn't exactly the Eiffel Tower.

Smasher's death count: 0

 

[Bop1996]

I sail to Tingle's island by mistake.

 

[UltraMario]

I go into a room with a pedophile.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

I eat a torch and my insides get burned up.

 

[Pyro]

I sail to Tingle's island by mistake.

Tingle kills you with a

Bop's Death count: 1

I eat a torch

You forgot to light it.

YoshiMonsta's death count: 0

I go into a room with a pedophile.

The room suddenly breaks in half as a result of a random earthquake.

Pinkie's death count: 1

 

[UltraMario]

I go into Airman's stage.

 

[Pyro]

I go into Airman's stage.

Pinkie Pie's death count: 1

 

[Bop1996]

I place my life in UM's hands.

 

[UltraMario]

I place my life in UM's hands.

MWAHAHAHA, THAT WOULD BE THE DEATH OF A THOUSAND NO US! .

 

[Bop1996]

I place my life in UM's hands.

MWAHAHAHA, THAT WOULD BE THE DEATH OF A THOUSAND NO US! .

I know, since I'm attempting to die, it sounds likely to succeed...

 

[Pyro]

I place my life in UM's hands.

IT'S THE EEENNDD OFF USS NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Everyone's death count: 1

Yes, everyone can die in this game.

 

[UltraMario]

I strap a time bomb to my stomach that will self-destruct in T minus 5 seconds.

 

[LN1]

I eat poison.

 

[Bop1996]

I place my life in UM's hands.

IT'S THE EEENNDD OFF USS NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Everyone's death count: 1

Yes, everyone can die in this game.

Called it.

I set a stick of dynamite by UM's time bomb.

 

[UltraMario]

I eat poison.

It's not possible to eat a beverage...

 

[Pyro]

I strap a time bomb to my stomach that will self-destruct in T minus 5 seconds.

wait for it....

I eat poison.

Silly Luigi Bandicoot, you can't eat a beverage!

Luigi Bandicoot's death count: 0

I set a stick of dynamite by UM's time bomb.

BOOOOOOMMMMM

Bop's death count: 2
Pinkie's death count: 2

 

[Bop1996]

I swallow nitroglycerin and wait for UM to punch me in the stomach.

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

I engage in a heated debate with Dr. Javelin and SonicMario.