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<Quizmo{AceAttorney}>: Has Derpy_Hooves ever used a grammatically correct sentence?
<Derpy_Hooves>: i don't see a grammatically correct manner d:<
<Quizmo{AceAttorney}>: Oh
<Quizmo{AceAttorney}>: Well, case closed
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I got served by Derpy Hooves.
 
[17:09] Derpy_Hooves goddammit derpy just go curb stomp ultramario /in his swift recovery
 
Mariomario64 said:
may i ask what derpy_hooves is
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A friendly little chatbot, who 22 manipulated to talk about Smasher's cock all the time.
 
Pinkie Pie said:
apocalypseArisen said:
[17:09] Derpy_Hooves goddammit derpy just go curb stomp ultramario /in his swift recovery
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Wait wut. ARE YOU GUYS MAKING FUN OF ME BEHIND MY BACK?!

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Always.
 
<QuizmoManiac> Derpy_Hooves, are you cheating on Smiley?
<Derpy_Hooves> i have size using a smiley?
<Smasher> Derpy_Hooves afro
<Derpy_Hooves> except sky garden, that was just afro smiley has an american flag in the number 2257 tell you my age
<Smasher> wut
<Smiley> i do not have an afro, Derpy_Hooves
<Derpy_Hooves> nice afro, smiley
<Smiley> >:[
<SonicMario> xD
<Rainbow_Dash> Derpy_Hooves Smasher
<Derpy_Hooves> i really shouldn't have to be a twin is called selective reduction occurs stepwise though everything was closer to being smasher

oh derpy you're such a kneeslapper
 
<CookingBrock>: Me and my brother are having bad movie night.
<Derpy_Hooves>: oh okay
<Derpy_Hooves>: good night.
<CookingBrock>: good night derpy.
<Derpy_Hooves>: lol, derpy.
<QuizmoManiac>: Good Night Derpy

Also, derpy is a master shipper.
<Smasher>: Derpy_Hooves licks
<Derpy_Hooves>: derpy_hooves furiously licks mg1
<QuizmoManiac>: Derpy_Hooves x MG1 otp
<Derpy_Hooves>: edoxgamefreak otp
<Smasher>: Derpy_Hooves otp
<Smasher>: Derpy_Hooves x
<Derpy_Hooves>: smiley x nabbers
<QuizmoManiac>: Derpy_Hooves what do you think of Smiley x Nabber?
<Derpy_Hooves>: um and nabber?
 
Cell said:
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I saw derp. I couldn't resist
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Because that serves relevance to this thread at all.

00:04 Derpy_Hooves remember when salsa
00:04 UltraMario Hiya Derpy!
00:04 Derpy_Hooves hi derpy!
00:04 SonicMario The easy part is the first day I'm sure. The hard part is the 2nd day
00:04 UltraMario ,,,
00:04 Crash[MK7] stfu smasher :mad:(((
00:04 QuizmoManiac What did Salsa do?
00:04 Salsa first day
00:04 Crash[MK7] But oh well, I'll pull for Luigi.
00:04 Smasher umad crashie
00:04 Salsa not sure if majoras mask
00:04 Salsa or just v2w
00:04 UltraMario inb4youshouldnthavedonethat
00:05 QuizmoManiac END OF THE FIRST DAY!
00:05 UltraMario Quizmo: So, you can pick any song from anywhere ever in Audiosurf? O:. (Example: Soviet Union
00:05 Derpy_Hooves as interesting as the seymour union on campus
00:05 SonicMario But Luigi already won a Vote to Win. The Smash Bros. one
00:05 QuizmoManiac Yes
00:05 Derpy_Hooves turb, yes o_o
00:05 QuizmoManiac Any song
00:05 Derpy_Hooves they did that song from anywhere ever hear about the noah thing is kind of ender is pregnant
00:05 UltraMario Oh boy
00:05 UltraMario Wait oh god what
00:06 QuizmoManiac As long as you can get the mp3 or music of it
00:06 Smasher i'll be happy with wario or rainbow
00:06 UltraMario ...
00:06 UltraMario Damn
00:06 QuizmoManiac I want wario or rainbow too
00:06 Smasher going with rainbow though
00:06 Smasher Derpy_Hooves they did that song from anywhere ever hear about the noah thing is kind of ender is pregnant
00:06 Derpy_Hooves although it kind of ender is a hole face
00:06 UltraMario How do I convert YT videos into mp3 files
00:06 UltraMario D:
00:06 Smasher dear lord what the fuck
00:07 QuizmoManiac I have no idea
00:07 Derpy_Hooves same idea on my 3ds
00:07 SonicMario And besides Crash:
00:07 UltraMario Derpy, you have a 3DS?
00:07 SonicMario "knowing she was against Fluttershy, she just went up and shook hooves with her longtime friend hoping she wasn't too upset. But Fluttershy was perfectly fine, and even said she'll be cheering her on in the final."
00:07 Derpy_Hooves you in a longtime
00:07 QuizmoManiac I played winter wrap up on Audiosurf
00:07 Derpy_Hooves and it hurts to have a query from an audiosurf achievement
00:07 UltraMario GIMME YO FRIEND CODE
00:07 QuizmoManiac It was fun
00:07 UltraMario ...xD
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00:10 Smasher i don't have steam or good internet
00:10 UltraMario DP, get me audiosurf
00:10 UltraMario :*
00:10 Derpy_Hooves more like a good name before the homecoming football game, representatives from an audiosurf
00:10 UltraMario *:(
00:11 UltraMario Oh, btw, is there some kind of practice mode in TF2?
00:11 UltraMario I have a feeling it might work on my new laptop
00:11 Derpy_Hooves as you bring my laptop crashed
00:11 Smasher Derpy_Hooves audiosurf
00:11 Derpy_Hooves it's kind of hats, should i push yourself on audiosurf
00:11 UltraMario fixes Derpy's laptop
00:11 UltraMario Derpy_Hooves Morbidly obese penguins
00:11 Derpy_Hooves droughts are morbidly obese ._.
00:12 UltraMario Very insightful
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02:10 UltraMario Derpy_Hooves Adeleine
02:10 Derpy_Hooves derpy_hooves marth
02:11 UltraMario Well played
02:11 UltraMario Derpy_Hooves Landia
02:11 Derpy_Hooves smasher derpy_hooves +
02:11 UltraMario .
02:11 UltraMario oh god what
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02:14 UltraMario Derpy_Hooves Nruff
02:14 Derpy_Hooves nruff
02:14 UltraMario said
02:14 UltraMario Derpy_Hooves Marx Soul
02:14 Derpy_Hooves god how do you agree [/s]cascadeeevee talks a public show hosted by groucho marx called you bet
02:14 UltraMario ...
02:14 UltraMario lolwut
02:15 UltraMario I never knew FE had a public show hosted by Groucho Marx
02:15 Derpy_Hooves and hosted by groucho marx called hooves
02:15 UltraMario I wanna see it
02:15 UltraMario :D
02:15 UltraMario I wanna watch Hooves noe
02:15 UltraMario *now
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Detective Dick Gumshoe said:
<Derpy_Hooves>: smiley x nabbers
<QuizmoManiac>: Derpy_Hooves what do you think of Smiley x Nabber?
<Derpy_Hooves>: um and nabber?
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I'm dying here.
*starts writing a threesome fanfic*
 
<Derpy_Hooves> i'm trying to let assholes online
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I'm not even sure what that was supposed to mean. But I laughed.
 
Smasher said:
<Derpy_Hooves> i'm trying to let assholes online
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I'm not even sure what that was supposed to mean. But I laughed.
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It means she was trying to summon y~*shot*
 
00:54 Derpy_Hooves ultramario sucks at me hitting on gnome
00:54 UltraMario ...
00:54 UltraMario lolwut
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01:04 SonicMario Derpy_Hooves Is quizmo a pretty lady
01:04 Derpy_Hooves mason you're a pretty lady or something
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01:20 Fassad tf2 exploded on me, and so did steam...
01:20 Derpy_Hooves it's the planets exploded
01:20 Fassad so...meh...
01:21 Salsa birdcage?
01:22 UltraMario Oh no
01:22 Derpy_Hooves oh boy
01:23 UltraMario TO THE ESCAPE POD
01:23 UltraMario goes into the escape pod to avoid explosion
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