does anyone else hate zooey deschanel

[WagNak]

joseph gordy-levitt deserved better

 

[Paper Jorge]

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Who the hell is Zooey Deschanel?

And why does she spell her first name with two o's?

 

[IceShadow1199]

Who the fuck is Zooey Deschanel anyway?

 

[Time Turner]

*ahem*

Zooey Claire Deschanel (born January 17, 1980) is an American actress, musician, and singer-songwriter. In 1999, Deschanel made her film debut in Mumford, followed by her breakout role as young protagonist William Miller's troubled older sister Anita in Cameron Crowe's 2000 semi-autobiographical film Almost Famous. Deschanel soon became known for her deadpan and "Manic Pixie Dream Girl" supporting roles in films such as Elf (2003), The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (2005), Failure to Launch (2006), Bridge to Terabithia (2007) The Happening (2008), Yes Man (2008), and (500) Days of Summer (2009). She currently stars in the Fox series New Girl. She has been nominated for Golden Globe, Grammy, and Emmy Awards.

 

[Paper Jorge]

hold up

are you guys seriously this unaware of pop culture

i mean come on even I knew

 

[Mario4Ever]

It surprises me that people don't know who she is.

 

[Scarecrow von Steuben]

She's a fine actor, but I really hate that she's trying to sell herself as "adorkable" or whatever. It's just so fake.

 

[Pokemon DP]

not particularly fond of her, but I guess she's alright if you're into that sort of thing. And if you are into that sort of thing, you're probably exactly the sort of lonely, depressed, socially-awkward, self-loathing male that her characters are supposed to appeal to.

not judging, totally not

 

[Scarecrow von Steuben]

lonely, depressed, socially-awkward, self-loathing male

You could have just said "Xephyr users circa 2010."

 

[Pokemon DP]

I admit defeat. Well played, Scarecrow.