Would you rather...?

[Nintendoobsessed]

Okay. Let's see how this topic goes. :P

Simply post a Would you rather situation, the next poster answers and gives a new question. Repeat. You can be as perverted as you want, just don't blame me if you get banned.

Would you rather....

Melon-ball your eye out,
or
Drive metal poles into both knees with a sledge hammer?

 

[MegaMario9910]

Melon-ball my eyes out

Would you rather....

Kill yourself?
or
Kill your best friend

...

 

[Smiddle]

I would kill your best friend.

Would you rather...

...

...

Spit on a fish,

or...

...

bark up a tree?

 

[SiFi]

SPIT ON A PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE FISH

WOULD YOU RATHER STARE AT MY ALAKAZAM BUT CLOSE PIX FOR 99999999999999999999999999 HOURS STRAIGHT

OR

STARE AT MY ALAKAZAM BUT CLOSE PIX FOR 99999999999999999999999999 HOURS STRAIGHT

 

[Smiddle]

I would rather stare at your "Alakazam but close" pictures for that ridiculously large amount of time, since they're basically the same choice.

Would you rather build a model of the Eiffel tower out of Belgian waffles, or sue Coca Cola because your finger got stuck in a bottle?

 

[MegaMario9910]

I would rather stare at your "Alakazam but close" pictures for that ridiculously large amount of time, since they're basically the same choice.

Would you rather build a model of the Eiffel tower out of Belgian waffles, or sue Coca Cola because your finger got stuck in a bottle?

I'd rather build a model...

Here's a good one...

Would you rather...

Kick RudnickiMarioX06...?

or...

Meet him in real life?

 

[Smiddle]

Kick.

Would you rather live in an Amish paradise, or want to roll with the gangstas?

 

[MegaMario9910]

Kick.

Would you rather live in an Amish paradise, or want to roll with the gangstas?

Roll with the gangstas... DO A BARREL ROLL WITH DA GANGSTAS!

Would you rather...

Do a Barrel Roll WITH PEPPY?

or...

DO A BARREL ROLL WITH DA GANGSTAS!

 

[Smiddle]

DO A BARREL ROLL WID DA GANGSTAS

Would you rather... want a new duck... or... lose on Jeopardy?

 

[MegaMario9910]

DO A BARREL ROLL WID DA GANGSTAS

Would you rather... want a new duck... or... lose on Jeopardy?

NEW DUCK!

Would you rather... (this is for Smiddle) dislike waffles or like pancakes?

 

[3Dejong]

Hahahaha, I'm first.

DISLIKE PANCAKES LOLOL

Would you rather

DO A BARREL ROLL TO BREAK MISSILE LOCK

or

DIE A SLOW AND PAINFUL DEATH?

 

[Smiddle]

Do a barrel roll to break missile lock.

Would you rather do teh polka or do teh Mario?

 

[PaperStriker]

Do teh Mario

WYR die or fly? Or say "Hi...











I'M DAISY!"?