The Oogieloves in The Big Balloon Adventure

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Oh god... who came up with the idea for this sick, twisted movie?
 
"thomas the tank engine"

suddenly i care

"get out of your seats and join us kids"

then i don't
 
Jack Noir said:
The only thing that could make this worse is the addition of Barney.
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Why are you jinxing this
They could end up adding every horrible kids character. Ever.
 
GreenDisaster said:
Oh no, a movie for little kids! Run for your life!

Seriously, what is wrong with you guys?
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Did you even watch the trailer?

It's bad even for a kids movie.
 
The movie is supposedly to encourage children and parents dancing and singing. :eek:
Why?
Because it's an interactive movie :rolleyes:
 
hey, i wasn't actually horrified

although adding barney would be worse because adding barney to anything makes it worse

unless you make him a kill-able enemy in which case it makes anything more awesome
 
okay bit of a bump here but

Wikipedia said:
In its debut weekend, Oogieloves proved to be the biggest box office bomb of all time for films released in at least 2,000 theaters. Its production budget was $20 million, in addition to another $40 million in marketing costs.[1] On August 29, 2012, the film opened at #17 at the box office to $102,564 in 2,160 theaters, with a per-theater average of only $47.
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wow, that's actually pretty amazing

i guess the marketing visionary who introduced us to teletubbies wasn't so visionary after all
 
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