Nabber vs Super Mario Boards

[Nabber]

Javelin made a topic like this a while back so I figured we should try it again. Basically, using this website you can edit the chessboard to play a move against me, then press "diagram" to get a picture of the move. Then I go, and we see who wins. Only the first move shall count.
(and yes, I'm going through a mini-chess craze. I'll get over it.)

Using random.org I decided that I shall be black. The forums shall be white.

 

[Specific Neptune]

Pawn to E4

 

[Nabber]

Or I guess you could just do that.

e5.

 

[Specific Neptune]

knight to G6

 

[Nabber]

That's not a legal move.

 

[Specific Neptune]

yes it is

 

[Nathan Fielder]

Knight to F6 H6 (G is straight in front of it, neptune)

 

[Specific Neptune]

Ah, I miscalculated. What MCD said

 

[Nathan Fielder]

Actually, the one after G. H6.

 

[Nabber]

MCD, I'm playing as black. You're white.

 

[Nathan Fielder]

i know

 

[Nabber]

You can't move a knight to H6.

 

[Nathan Fielder]

isn't the knight the horsey thing? can't it move to the space above the white pawn in the last row?

 

[Specific Neptune]

Just move the knight in front of one of the pawns

 

[Nabber]

Are you thinking of Nh3, as in this move?

The numbers go up the board, so the bottom row is 1 and the top row is 8.

 

[Specific Neptune]

Yeah that'll do.

 

[Nathan Fielder]

oh right yeah that

 

[Nabber]

Nf6.

 

[Specific Neptune]

Bishop to F4

 

[Nabber]

There's a pawn blocking the bishop.

 

[Specific Neptune]

Ugh, the right bishop, diagonally left three spaces

 

[Nabber]

This would be much easier if you used the editor I posted in the OP.

anyway I'll respond to that with Nxe4.

 

[NSY]

Pawn to A4.

 

[Nabber]

Bb4.

 

[Specific Neptune]

get that white pawn to take out that black bishop!

Pawn to E2!