LET'S PARAPHRASE AGGRESSIVELY

[Blitzwing]

Rules of the Game:

1: You haves to post a quote. It doesn't matter if it's from a game, tv show or the wiki or if it's obscure or not. As long as it's something you didn't coin yourself, it's fine.

Example: [quote author=Crackhead Translator]ALL YOUR BASES ARE BELONG TO US[/quote]

2: You can modify slight details of the quote, but the quote must overall stay similar.

Example:[quote author=Crackhead Translator]ALL YOUR ENGRISH ARE BELONG TO US[/quote]


3: You don't have to post quotes that are appropriate/related to what another poster said. However, the game is more fun if you do post amusingly appropriate quotes.

Example:
[quote author=Crackhead Translator]ALL YOUR BASES ARE BELONG TO US[/quote]

[quote author=Crackhead Translator]SOMEBODY SET ON US THE BOMB[/quote]

I start:

For great Justice!

 

[Wayoshi]

"I came, I saw, I conquered."

"I came, I saw...I burped."

:D

 

[Guiliant]

Pig-Mask: *Kisses a Merman* Oxygen replenishment complete. Let's get going to Tanehineri
Island.

Pig-Mask #2: This way of replenishing oxygen, well...I'm not really
comfortable with it.

Pig-Mask: Really. I quite like it.

 

[Smiddle]

Guns don't kill people, I do!

 

[Blitzwing]

Guns don't kill people, I do!

(Zomg, someone gets the point of teh thread)

Guns are for wusses!

 

[SiFi]

Guns don't kill people, I do!

(Zomg, someone gets the point of teh thread)

Guns are for wusses!

Guns are for mutant chickens!