Wikipus Rex

[Bop1996]

so i figured i'd make a topic for the thing i'm very half-heartedly doing on userpedia. it's called wikipus rex because there was literally nothing better for my title to do but be as cliched as possible and somehow be ironic like this. i already wrote an introduction even though i don't usually like them very much because i figured there needed to be one for maximum irony.

also i made sign-ups private because i already talk with anyone i'd want to put in it regularly on IRC and so yeah

so basically read this if you think you like the oedipan trilogy or you like watching me flail horribly at making fun of userpedia because that's what i'm doing here

 

[Nabber]

Never actually read it but sounds exciting enough.

just make Smasher Oedipus.

 

[Bop1996]

no silly i'm the author so i have to be the main character because i'm automatically the most important person in the story

 

[Weasel]

So you're gonna kill your dad and fornicate with your mom?

Then subsequently gouge your eyes out?

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

fornicate with your mom?

why am i thinking of mike tyson

 

[-----]

maybe you played wwe '13 recently or something idk

 

[Bop1996]

So you're gonna kill your dad and fornicate with your mom?

Then subsequently gouge your eyes out?

spoilers: i don't actually know how i'm going to parody this bit yet

i'll at least confirm there'll be no incest

 

[Dr. Javelin]

the intro is absolutely pointless

 

[LN1]

The title of the article is Wikipus Rex, but in the description it is Wikiipus Rex(two i s, not one.). What

 

[Nabber]

So the genre is Monobear?

 

[Bop1996]

monobear works perfectly as a genre

and anything on that infobox i don't feel like finding an adequate choice for

 

[Nabber]

monobear works perfectly as a genre

and anything on that infobox i don't feel like finding an adequate choice for

Oh, I never said it wasn't a genre. It's a very good one, indeed.

 

[LN1]

But you didn't put a Main character. Obviously it must be you, but we fill any unfilled options with Monobear. So secretly, Magus is monobear. What?