UltraMario's Story Hour

UltraMario

Donkey Kong
Hello everyone.

This is a thread where you, the users, request something for me to narrate. Whether it be a from a book, a movie, a video game - heck, maybe even a YouTube video...! So, go nuts. If I don't get your request, don't fret. I should get to you soon, depending on how many other requests this gets.
 
Beedrill said:
Hello everyone.

This is a thread where you, the users, request something for me to narrate. Whether it be a from a book, a movie, a video game - heck, maybe even a YouTube video...! So, go nuts. If I don't get your request, don't fret. I should get to you soon, depending on how many other requests this gets.
Do Portal!
 
Gundam Tanaka said:
Beedrill said:
Hello everyone.

This is a thread where you, the users, request something for me to narrate. Whether it be a from a book, a movie, a video game - heck, maybe even a YouTube video...! So, go nuts. If I don't get your request, don't fret. I should get to you soon, depending on how many other requests this gets.
Do Portal!
I need a script.

xP
 
Oh, by narrate, you mean narrate a text.

"Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"

Keep in mind I typed that from memory, it might be a tad inaccurate. For reference on how to speak it:
 
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