Pilotwings Review (snes) (rage rant w/ over reaction & exaggeration)

chillv

9-Volt must be my video game counterpart.
Note that this is a review with over exaggeration and fake rage. I don't actually feel that pilotwings is this bad.
but that does no mean that I like pilotwings (snes) either

OH HEY! This is chillv bringing a review of pilotwings for the snes and virtual console.

There is a reason why was not in super smash bros brawl as a masterpiece. ITS FREAKING CRAP!!! This game is the worst version in the pilotwings series. I would rather play the flying ring levels from super man 64 instead of this game. The controls in this game are, you know, STIFF AS A DEER STUCK IN A HEADLIGHT! It's funny how they are teaching you how to fly in this game when really they should be saying they are teaching you how to handle frustration and anger since that's ALL THIS FREAKING GAME GIVES YOU! The instructors in this game are SO ANNOYING! and don't encourage you at all. Any of them could be a replacement for Simon in american idol. They are in fact so annoying that you will wish you can MURDER THEM! The missions mostly consists of going throught rings but this is a huge chore since the controls on the plane, skydiving and hanglider are stiff and the jetpack is SO... FREAKING... FLOATY! The controls are even worse in later levels where they add wind. Shigeru Miyamoto and Tadashi Sugiyama I am calling your freaking names out, did the two of you take a break or something. No really REALLY!, were you actually monitoring these developers?

You know what I am done! IM AM SICK AND TIRED OF TALKING ABOUT THIS PIECE OF CRAP GAME!

THIS GAME IS LIKE THE EARLY VERSION OR INSPIRATION OF SUPER MAN 64! I'M NOT GOING TO EVEN GIVE THIS A RATING SINCE YOU ALREADY KNOW WHAT IM RATING IT AS! GO WRITE YOUR OWN DARN RATING!
 
I feel like you should put all these into one thread in either Fan Creations or Mindless Junk.
 
Crazy Dave said:
I feel like you should put all these into one thread in either Fan Creations or Mindless Junk.

Or just move these to a website like I said I would a few minutes ago on the super monkey ball banana blitz review. I'm just giving people a sample of what to expect or something. This pilotwings one will be the last over exaggeration and rage review on this forum. However, I will be posting a Game & Wario review but that will be a long time from now. After that, I will move these to my website and the rage ones to an individual website.
 
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