User's Notes and Sales Pitches

chillv

9-Volt must be my video game counterpart.
You about Olimar and Louie's notes and the Sales Pitches from Pikmin 2? Well that's what this forum game is about. You basically get a picture of a regular everyday object (and it can be anything, a Wii, pan, lamp, plate, bottle etc.) or plant or bug(and it can be any plant or bug) and give it a silly name instead of it's real name (but put the picture in a spoiler so it won't make your post(s) ridiculously big). After you have gave it a name, give notes on it that you think an astronaut from hocotate would say about the object if they were to find it. After that you can include a humorous sales pitch that you think the ship would say about the object.

Okay, I am not good at explaining things so here is my example so you will understand

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Culinary Bowl-Plate

ChillV's Notes
This object seems to be impervious to fire similar to red pikmin. As fire touches it, it seems to get warm also. It makes me wonder if it has some sort of connection with the red pikmin. Is it made out of red pikmin? I will have to do further research. Anyway, as a result, anything on or in it seems to heat up on contact. It looks like it could be some type of hot tub but it also seems good for cooking. I can use a snack after all of this hard work.

Sales Pitch
Heat almost anything, even yourself in just minutes. It's good for cooking, using as a hot tub and much much more! If you act now, we will send you complimentary food with your purchase.
 
Please explain why people are viewing this forum game but not playing it.
 
chillv said:
Please explain why people are viewing this forum game but not playing it.

Because people have looked at it, and didn't want to play.

Isn't that pretty goddamn obvious.
 
Garrus Vakarian said:
chillv said:
Please explain why people are viewing this forum game but not playing it.

Because people have looked at it, and didn't want to play.

Isn't that pretty goddang obvious.
I know that they don't want to play it. I want to know why. Is it too complex? Is it not that fun? What is it?
 
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