Good wishes are always good wishes & Bad wishes are always bad wishes.

[chillv]

Basically, this is just like the "Bad wishes aren't always bad wishes" and "Good wishes aren't always good wishes" thread. However, in this one, if a user makes a bad wish, give them a bad outcome, if a user makes a good wish (even if it's someting crazy, evil or bizzare) give them a good outcome of the wish.

I will go first,

 

[Boozooka]

Granted, Andross blows your new teacher up for polygon copyright, but you've still become the world's smartest person.

I wish I saved the princess.

 

[chillv]

Granted, and you both get married and you rule a kingdom and have way more power than her.

I wish the Devilish Kawashima was my teacher. (Note: This is a good wish)