Make a phrase no one will say in the typical conversation

[Lord Bowser]

Title says it all.

Dancing unicorn babies

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

"Can someone sticky this topic?"

 

[Soundless Voice]

Now gimme that koala's head!

 

[Shyghoul]

fuckin walnuts, please leave me alone

 

[Soundless Voice]

Siri tried to kill me!

 

[Mario4Ever]

私は英語を話します。でも、英語がわかりません。

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Ｏｈ ｍｙ．．． Ｅｍｍｅｔ， ｗｈｙ ｄｏ you ｈａｖｅ ｔｈｅ ｔｅａｃｈｅｒ’ｓ ｎｏｓｅ ｉｎ ｙｏｕｒ ｍｏｕｔｈ？？？

 

[Fazer]

This is the best thread ever.

 

[Soundless Voice]

Stop texting the dog!

 

[Magikrazy]

Not until Fido dumps that bitch and takes me back!

 

[Shyghoul]

that "bitch" is my marshmallow

 

[Soundless Voice]

Marshmallows will rule the world.

 

[MCS]

My goodness, what's this? Pickled dandelions with barnacles in a diesel marinade? How dandy! I'll start right away, sire.

 

[Kingfawful4321]

Donkeys smell like cheese.

 

[Boozooka]

Twilight is a good series.

Obviously kidding, fools...

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

I am a pen. Are you a pencil?

 

[A Paragoomba and the Koopa Bros.]

I like Beach Balls.

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

The insolent computer went to kick his innocent pet, printer.

 

[Baby Mario Bloops]

My burger dog told me to sit on this easel bed.

 

[Kerrigan]

I like you cuz i hate you.

 

[Lorenz Hellman Gloucester]

ROBOTIC LAZER SHOOTING DUCKLINGS! I COMMAND THEE!

 

[Kerrigan]

Can we go bellyflop from 20miles up?

 

[Lorenz Hellman Gloucester]

those people on the internet were right

 

[Kerrigan]

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[Fazer]

How about counting these rocks with a box of silver coins?