I declare war on ______

[Lord Bowser]

It's simple; just declare war on something, then the next poster describes the aftermath and declares war on something else. (Please don't declare war on actual people.)

I declare war on chocolate.

 

[Fazer]

After a while, you and chocolate are signing peace agreement and chocolate gives a bit to you.

I declare war on 3DS.

 

[N64Dude]

the 3DS signs a game agreement with you so all the games it makes it gives you a copy.
I declare war on Water.

 

[Ultraluigi]

I declare war on toilet paper. Gonna need more of it.
I sign treaty with water so people can drink it.

 

[N64Dude]

The toilet suddenly decides to become friends with you.
I declare war on tuna.

 

[Kingfawful4321]

Tuna eats you

I declare war on the chair that i am sitting on.

 

[Cackletta]

you destroy the chair and buy a better one. I declare war on Mr.Resseti!

 

[Soundless Voice]

Mr. Resseti decides to not yell at people and you become friends.

I declare war on food.

 

[Driftmaster130]

Food convinces you that you'd die without it and you sign a peace treaty and throw a party with food for everyone.
I declare war on Team Fortress 2.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

TF2 has the heavy shoot you to death.

I declare war on NINTENDO

 

[Lolcrawler]

You lose the battle
I declare war on Yoshis everywhere

 

[YoshiMonsta]

Yoshi eats you.
I declare war on Pigs

 

[Fazer]

Bad Piggies come with their airplane and explode your base.

I declare war on headphones.

 

[Cackletta]

the headphones play horrible music and nearly kills you before you destroy it.

I declare war on kitten haters.

 

[Kingfawful4321]

the kitten haters kill you.

I declare war on Professor E. Gadd.

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

He surrenders within a minute.


I declare war on warfare.