Perfect? Dude, it's Donkey Kong riding Donkey Kong. I don't see what's so... sexual activity-like about it. If you took that declarative statement as a question, don't answer it. Seriously. I'm never returning to this topic.
Pefect as in it looks too suggestive. Seriously Plumber stop being so uppity and degrading. It's not nice. Besides, why on earth would you think that you could tell the type of person I was by forum posts?