Green Glass Door

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alright

so one day, you're walking along a hallway, and all of a sudden, you see a green glass door

you try to put various things through the door, and come to this conclusion:

you can put:

grass, but not flowers
a happy person, but not a sad person
mushrooms, but not a fungus
feet, but not toes
overalls, but not blue jeans
apples, but not bananas

now, there is a pattern here

if you can figure it out, don't say what it is, and play along by adding your own take on the pattern

if you can't figure it out, try to by attempting to add your own

 

[2257]

but if you cant put toes through, how do you put a happy person through? do you have to cut the toes off first? how does the happy person stay happy while you cut their toes off

 

[Baby Mario Bloops]

Hmmm...

So, can I add...

a hylian, but not a human
the ice, but not the fire
paper, but not a book
pencil, but not an eraser
left, but not right
cinnamon, but not cloves

???

 

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Hmmm...

So, can I add...

a hylian, but not a human
the ice, but not the fire
paper, but not a book
pencil, but not an eraser
left, but not right
cinnamon, but not cloves

???

one of those is correct

now the question is, which one is correct

 

[GBA]

I bring a Tanooki Leaf, but not a Statue Leaf.
I bring but not

 

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I bring a Tanooki Leaf, but not a Statue Leaf.
I bring but not

ok you clearly understand

don't tell anybody

 

[Mario4Ever]

I can tell people whatever I want, yet I am unable to say anything.

 

[GBA]

ok you clearly understand

don't tell anybody

 

[Magikrazy]

I bring these two.

Both fit, because they are handicapable.

 

[Baby Mario Bloops]

one of those is correct

now the question is, which one is correct

The pattern doesn't have to be the same. You can mix it up to throw people off.

 

[Time Turner]

one of those is correct

now the question is, which one is correct

The pattern doesn't have to be the same. You can mix it up to throw people off.

that defeats the point of the game

 

[Magikrazy]

one of those is correct

now the question is, which one is correct

The pattern doesn't have to be the same. You can mix it up to throw people off.

BMB fits through the door, because he's a killjoy.

 

[Garlic Man]

balls but not dicks

 

[Magikrazy]

Bill Hader but not Jason Sudeikis

 

[Time Turner]

for the record i have a very vague idea of what the pattern is

but i have no courage at all to suggest something

 

[2257]

oh, i see now

 

[Magikrazy]

for the record i have a very vague idea of what the pattern is

but i have no courage at all to suggest something

GreenDisaster but not Reversinator

 

[Time Turner]

...Oh.

A stool, but not a chair, a boot, but not a sock, a deer, but not a doe, a dollar, but not a quarter, a cutlass, but not a sword, and so on.

 

[Magikrazy]

I managed to put a green glass door in the green glass door.

GREEN GLASS DOORCEPTION!

 

[Time Turner]

Why green, though? The door could have easily been yellow.

 

[Mario4Ever]

Alliteration.

 

[Time Turner]

Then why not call it the Green Glass Grotto?

 

[Verbal Rhythm]

Green Glass Garden Gate

 

[Time Turner]

It sounds nice, but... no, it wouldn't work.

 

[Magikrazy]

Penn and Teller fit.