=> Start wiki adventure (No homestuck stuff fyi)

EctoBiologist

EctoBiologist

Best cat themed touhou. I love touhou and DR.
Banned User
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A leader of a wiki is testing his new office table to see if it can withstand his weight. He has fought many valiant battles against multiple trolls before. But before we start this adventure, this bold and brave leader should have a name first!

what will his name be?

( it works like this... you guys simply suggest the name first and then after that choose that name for him. The more people agree with that suggestion, the more is it possible is that I will choose that name and so on. after the name you can suggest what will he do next. FEAR NOT THOUGHT, it will not be homestuck themed, it's just a adventure (where you can suggest what will he do and stuff).)

Grammar errors should be addresed in the thread as well.
 
hmmm I wouldn't mind waiting 3 hours for more suggestions.

if no one else posts I'll take toad's suggestion.
 
=> Enter a cool name

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You can't have Proto man as your name because only a certain Moderator can be allowed to use it due to the sheer ammount of awesomeness and coolness emanates from that Moderator. You decide to put a straight and serious face as a reaction. Just because you're a leader doesn't mean you can automatically have all of the cool names.

=> Enter your real name

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That's better for you. That is a perfect and suitable name for a great leader like you, obviously it fits with your bold and brave nature. Now you're ready to introduce yourself properly.

=> Introduce yourself properly

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Your name is Porp "Steve" Lemontage. Everyone calls you Steve though and like it was said before, You're a leader of a wiki called Mariowiki and you're obviously the creator of it. Most of your hobbies include checking the wiki on a "sometimes" basis and answer certain things but your favorite things are playing videogames (Mostly XBOX games like Halo) and showing off your muscles. Your room is obviously a bit empty but that is okay and manageable since you have moved your building due to various incidents that you will not mention. What you're doing currently is obvious because you have mentioned it before and that is checking if your office table can handle your weight.

Now what will you do next?
 
jump out of the window and fly into the office above yours
 
hop in a car and go on a gta rampage because no one tells porp lemontage what to do
 
=> Wildly jump up and down (only jump once though)

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You guess that you should jump on this office table to test it's resistance.

=> Break the office table (in a poorly animated gif)

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Due to the author not being that great at gifs you are animated in the most poor way, you guess this author could use someone that knows what he/she does (this is optional if you like these poorly made gifs).

Oh great you broke the office table, you guess they cheated the money outta you. Those cheapskates... fortunately your chair is safe.

=> Jump out of the window and fly into the office above yours.

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This is a terrible idea, you don't want a break a perfectly good bulletproof window. It has saved your life a few times when the troll snipers tried to assasinate you and their bullets backfired back to them and killed them instead. That would indeed be a terrible waste of a perfectly good bulletproof window.

=>Do a daily round checking the wiki and having a chitchat with people and then swing by Gamefreak's taco stand.

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Now this is absolutely something you can do! You like this idea! Those tacos are godly...

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You imagine the crispy goodness and put in it some beans, jalapeño, a bit of lettuce, some fries and finally meat.

You should totally promote this guy not only for his modship skills but also for his taco making skills, the wiki will totally thank you.

=> Hop in a car and go on a GTA rampage because no one tells Porp Lemontage what to do

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You again consider this to be good idea as well just to anger Crocodrile Dippy. You always loved to troll the guy jokefully by showing that you're totally untouchable by your own rules.

But where will you go first to do all of this?​
 
mcd's house
 
( you can also go against the question make him do something else, it's just reader controlled remember... with some limits thought.)
 
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