The Introduction
Prof.: Hello! Welcome to the world of Pokemon! I'm Professor Sycamore, some just call me an old hag, but I'm a Pokemon Professor. So they should call me PROFESSOR Old Hag. *hmph*
So, are you a boy or a girl?
???: *sighs*
Prof.: So, you're a girl?
???: ...cmon dude. I'm a freakin guy.
Prof.: So, what's your name?
...Why, is it? Lovely name. Now what's your adress? phone number? jeans size? owo
Why: I'm just going to go now...*walks away*
Vaniville Town
*a fletchling flies into Why's house. it looks left and right and then pecks him*
*Why gets out of bed and goes outside...for some reason*
Ehx (Serena): HI WHY
Why: Why.
Ehx: We're gonna get Pokemon silly! Meet us in the next town! *runs off*
Why: Uh... okay?
*one straight line called route 1 later*
Aquacorde Town
Zee (Trevor): HAI WHY
Why: sigh
Dubbleyou (The fat one): Imma call you Sky Why :3
Why: Again... why.
Ehx: Just because, now pick the freaking starter.
Prof.: Hello! Welcome to the world of Pokemon! I'm Professor Sycamore, some just call me an old hag, but I'm a Pokemon Professor. So they should call me PROFESSOR Old Hag. *hmph*
So, are you a boy or a girl?
???: *sighs*
Prof.: So, you're a girl?
???: ...cmon dude. I'm a freakin guy.
Prof.: So, what's your name?
...Why, is it? Lovely name. Now what's your adress? phone number? jeans size? owo
Why: I'm just going to go now...*walks away*
Vaniville Town
*a fletchling flies into Why's house. it looks left and right and then pecks him*
*Why gets out of bed and goes outside...for some reason*
Ehx (Serena): HI WHY
Why: Why.
Ehx: We're gonna get Pokemon silly! Meet us in the next town! *runs off*
Why: Uh... okay?
*one straight line called route 1 later*
Aquacorde Town
Zee (Trevor): HAI WHY
Why: sigh
Dubbleyou (The fat one): Imma call you Sky Why :3
Why: Again... why.
Ehx: Just because, now pick the freaking starter.
Why: Oh. Cool! But why can't I just get a gun? Or catch my own Pokemon? or-
Ehx: Just take this and go. If you can't attempt to choose, i'll choose for you.
Why got Chespin!
Nickname: Peanut
Ehx: Lets battle!
Why: NOOOOOOOOO *runs*
Dubbleyou: What a weirdo
Zee: Indeed *eats food*
Route 2
Why: Okay, time to go out on our journey! :D
Wild Battle!
...
One slamming (and healing) later...
Why: Okay, so that did not go well. Lets see what else is out ahea- Ow!
Why got hit in the head with something...
Why found a bag of 10
What's next?
Wild Battle!
Good... an actually POSSIBLE battle...
A few tackles later, Why uses a Poke Ball and catches it
Nickname: Butts
Why: Okay, cool. Let's go on ahea-
Why was trampled by his friends
Why got a massive head concussion!
Why: *grumbles, goes on ahead*
Santalune Forest
Why: Okay, Peanut and Butts, our journey really begins now! *farts*
Peanut: *covers his nose*
Why: What? I just farted, it's not like I wasn't wearing underpants *laughs, looks down to realize his underwear was stolen* HOLY ARCEUS' GOLDEN COCK. Butts, go get the underpants!
Butts: *flies off. the shriek of a girl is heard, butts comes back with underpants*
Why: Thanks!...wait...these arn't my underpants... uh... hide them behind that tree
Butts: *hides them*
Wild Battle!
A wild broken image appeared!
Why: ugh
The broken image steals one of Why's Pokeballs to get revenge, but just ends up screwing up and getting caught
Why got a broken image!
Nickname: Give me a break.
Why: huh. well that was something.
*a rustle in the grass is heard*
It's probably... THE ASSHAT WHO STOLE MY UNDERPANTS!
*Why dives into the grass*
A wild Delibird appeared!
What happens next? Find out once I update this chapter!
Why: Okay, Peanut and Butts, our journey really begins now! *farts*
Peanut: *covers his nose*
Why: What? I just farted, it's not like I wasn't wearing underpants *laughs, looks down to realize his underwear was stolen* HOLY ARCEUS' GOLDEN COCK. Butts, go get the underpants!
Butts: *flies off. the shriek of a girl is heard, butts comes back with underpants*
Why: Thanks!...wait...these arn't my underpants... uh... hide them behind that tree
Butts: *hides them*
Wild Battle!
A wild broken image appeared!
Why: ugh
The broken image steals one of Why's Pokeballs to get revenge, but just ends up screwing up and getting caught
Why got a broken image!
Nickname: Give me a break.
Why: huh. well that was something.
*a rustle in the grass is heard*
It's probably... THE ASSHAT WHO STOLE MY UNDERPANTS!
*Why dives into the grass*
A wild Delibird appeared!
What happens next? Find out once I update this chapter!
Hello! This is a fanfiction thingy that's just X and Y but in written form and trying to be funnier. No idea how long it will last, but enjoy the show.
Pokemon: Peanut the Chespin (Ch. 2), Butts the Fletchling (Ch. 2), Give me a break. the Broken Image (Ch. 3)
Last Saved: 10/30/14
Pokedex: 3 seen, 2 caught
