RedShell
I'm back. You didn't miss me, huh?
One: Big Mouth introduces himself
Big Mouth: First I'd like to let you know I am Big Mouth J. Koopa, sort of like Bullwinkle J.Moose, Homer J. Simpson and Stimpson J. Cat. I'm exactly, precisely, 16 years old, 17 in September, in a few months, so far away, wanting to have loads of presents! Do you agree that quite simply, indeed, you are sure and certain that I have given away enough of my personal information?
Two: Larry writes poo in very small letters
Lemmy: In your nappy Larry, ha ha!
Larry: It duzzent say poo! (They are texting each other these and Larry can't spell)
Roy: It does say poo, Lar. Can't fool me.
Bowser: DON'T WRITE RUDE THINGS LARRY!
Iggy: But he wrote it teeny!
Morton: So? Who likes him anyway?
Lemmy: Well sed Mort! (Lem can spell he's just lazy is all.)
Larry: Stopp been now gud too Laree. / Stop being no good to Larry.
Wendy: Please stop it now it's stupid.
Three: Lemmy's Jokes
Lemmy: Whuzzasheeparoo?
Ludwig: Pardon?
Lemmy: Ah you not know eh? Well buzz off then.
Ludwig: That is not funny Lemmy.
Lemmy: Yeh it iz.
Iggy: Whatya call an idiot?
Lemmy: Larry.
Iggy: That's so mean.
Lemmy: I know.
Larry: Cumm onn im nott ann Ideeot./Come on, I'm not an idiot!
Lemmy: Yes ya r.
Bowser: I'VE BANNED LEMMY FROM WRITING ANY MORE "JOKES".
Lemmy: Oh poop. I'm in trouble now!
Larry: Har Har.
Four: Wendy's Post what you think page
Topic: World Three (NSMBWII)
Lemmy: Snow yeah epic it's all mine!
Iggy: It would be better if it was warmer...
Larry: Yoo mack snowmans. / You make snowmen.
Morton: I would like to see the Ice caves.
Roy: Is there a Penguin Suit anywhere else? This is da best...
Ludwig: I like the fascinating weather conditions and wildlife.
Wendy: I never thought of that!but that's cos I'm not a nerd like you...
Five: Iggy talks about Minecraft
Iggy: What do you think?
Lemmy: Budder! Budder! Skydoesminecraft!
Iggy: Buddha?
Lemmy: Not Buddha you idiot! Budder!
Iggy: Fine....uh, what's budder?
Lemmy: Booooooooo! Squid!
Iggy: Lemmy's gone mad!
Ludwig: Fear not! Lemmy is using slang. It means gold.
Iggy: What about the "Boooooo! Squid!" part?
Ludwig: Apparently squids are evil...
Iggy: This game is so weird...
Six: Morton hosts a Q&A column
Wendy: Dear Morton, how do I get perfect make-up?
Morton: How am I supposed to know that? I'm a six-year-old boy, for Pete's sake!
Wendy: Next time I'm hosting it...
Lemmy: Hey Mort, Larry's punching me.
Morton: No he's not! Because your writing this!
Lemmy: Darn it.
Larry: Deer Morton, hoos syd r yoo on?/Dear Morton, whose side are you on?
Morton: Yours, Larry.
Bowser: Next week's edition, you can't do this.
Morton: Aw man!
Seven: Iggy talks about Flight Control Rocket (https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/flight-control-rocket/id498136115)
Iggy: What do you think?
Larry: Hard gaym./Hard game.
Lemmy: No stupid it's easy.
Roy: Not bad but the unlockables are too pricey.
Morton: Yeah, this is a good game.
Eight: Ludwig's Nature
Ludwig: Tell me your favourite animal!
Lemmy: Koopa, duh!
Iggy: Newts.
Wendy: Butterflies.
Morton: Rhino
Larry: Dogee niys./Doggie nice.
Big Mouth: First I'd like to let you know I am Big Mouth J. Koopa, sort of like Bullwinkle J.Moose, Homer J. Simpson and Stimpson J. Cat. I'm exactly, precisely, 16 years old, 17 in September, in a few months, so far away, wanting to have loads of presents! Do you agree that quite simply, indeed, you are sure and certain that I have given away enough of my personal information?
Two: Larry writes poo in very small letters
Lemmy: In your nappy Larry, ha ha!
Larry: It duzzent say poo! (They are texting each other these and Larry can't spell)
Roy: It does say poo, Lar. Can't fool me.
Bowser: DON'T WRITE RUDE THINGS LARRY!
Iggy: But he wrote it teeny!
Morton: So? Who likes him anyway?
Lemmy: Well sed Mort! (Lem can spell he's just lazy is all.)
Larry: Stopp been now gud too Laree. / Stop being no good to Larry.
Wendy: Please stop it now it's stupid.
Three: Lemmy's Jokes
Lemmy: Whuzzasheeparoo?
Ludwig: Pardon?
Lemmy: Ah you not know eh? Well buzz off then.
Ludwig: That is not funny Lemmy.
Lemmy: Yeh it iz.
Iggy: Whatya call an idiot?
Lemmy: Larry.
Iggy: That's so mean.
Lemmy: I know.
Larry: Cumm onn im nott ann Ideeot./Come on, I'm not an idiot!
Lemmy: Yes ya r.
Bowser: I'VE BANNED LEMMY FROM WRITING ANY MORE "JOKES".
Lemmy: Oh poop. I'm in trouble now!
Larry: Har Har.
Four: Wendy's Post what you think page
Topic: World Three (NSMBWII)
Lemmy: Snow yeah epic it's all mine!
Iggy: It would be better if it was warmer...
Larry: Yoo mack snowmans. / You make snowmen.
Morton: I would like to see the Ice caves.
Roy: Is there a Penguin Suit anywhere else? This is da best...
Ludwig: I like the fascinating weather conditions and wildlife.
Wendy: I never thought of that!
Five: Iggy talks about Minecraft
Iggy: What do you think?
Lemmy: Budder! Budder! Skydoesminecraft!
Iggy: Buddha?
Lemmy: Not Buddha you idiot! Budder!
Iggy: Fine....uh, what's budder?
Lemmy: Booooooooo! Squid!
Iggy: Lemmy's gone mad!
Ludwig: Fear not! Lemmy is using slang. It means gold.
Iggy: What about the "Boooooo! Squid!" part?
Ludwig: Apparently squids are evil...
Iggy: This game is so weird...
Six: Morton hosts a Q&A column
Wendy: Dear Morton, how do I get perfect make-up?
Morton: How am I supposed to know that? I'm a six-year-old boy, for Pete's sake!
Wendy: Next time I'm hosting it...
Lemmy: Hey Mort, Larry's punching me.
Morton: No he's not! Because your writing this!
Lemmy: Darn it.
Larry: Deer Morton, hoos syd r yoo on?/Dear Morton, whose side are you on?
Morton: Yours, Larry.
Bowser: Next week's edition, you can't do this.
Morton: Aw man!
Seven: Iggy talks about Flight Control Rocket (https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/flight-control-rocket/id498136115)
Iggy: What do you think?
Larry: Hard gaym./Hard game.
Lemmy: No stupid it's easy.
Roy: Not bad but the unlockables are too pricey.
Morton: Yeah, this is a good game.
Eight: Ludwig's Nature
Ludwig: Tell me your favourite animal!
Lemmy: Koopa, duh!
Iggy: Newts.
Wendy: Butterflies.
Morton: Rhino
Larry: Dogee niys./Doggie nice.
