Dumb stuff your pet does

[Dr Wario]

My dog always bites the bottoms of my jeans when I try to put them on. It's annoying.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

My cockatiel flies to us when she's alone. Wait, that's not dumb, that's cute. :3

 

[Duskull]

One my cats still chases its own tail.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Maybe your cat is just bored.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

my dog likes to jump in my swimming pool randomly. he can swim but he cant get out so we usually have to get him out

 

[User4042]

my fish repeatedly got sucked up while my mom was cleaning the tank

 

[Ray Trace]

One of my cockatiels had bit through my Wii motion sensor bar so it broke. Goddammit. Luckily the Wii U came with a sensor bar because I don't like using battery-powered 3rd party motion sensor bars

 

[Shyghoul]

my cat ate some leaves yesterday and then he gagged immediately afterwards

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

I just read that cats and dogs may detect UV lights, which may explain for their sudden, but seemingly "dumb" behavior...

 

[User4042]

fun fact: dogs prefer to defecate along the north/south rather than the west/east

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

My bird likes to do this everywhere.

 

[User4042]

My bird likes to do this everywhere.

fun fact: birds mute instead of defecating

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Hm? It's the same concept, though: removing wastes (including uric acid).

 

[User4042]

...blame the raptor thingy on my school field trip

 

[Zae]

barks at more threatning animals if the glass door is shut

otherwise it just runs away from them

silly puppy.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

...blame the raptor thingy on my school field trip

Raptor? Oh, that's what comes up when I type "bird mute" through Google search. I don't think it's called "mute". It's still called "droppings" like every other solid waste thing.

 

[Boo Diddly]

I have a beautiful cat.

 

[Icemario]

dog always bites the bottoms of my jeans

Ah, biting a perp by the pant leg; the classic criminal catching method for dogs.

 

[Dr Wario]

Ah, biting a perp by the pant leg; the classic criminal catching method for dogs.

Except he does it before the pants are on me.

 

[RedShell]

My hamster gets his head stuck in between LEGO. And we need to pull it off. I think it's just attention-seeking behaviour, but hurting your self isn't the way to do it.