Sometines in 2012, an user pestered an op of #mwchat to undo his permanent ban, and it was fucking hilarious. So hilarous that I sought the permission of said op to post it here.
Enjoy!
Enjoy!
15:52 Morron so... does my restriction exists after all those months passed?
15:52 Stuntman yes
15:52 Stuntman a permanent ban is permanent
15:53 Morron that depends on YOUR definition of permenent
15:53 Stuntman ok, what's your definition?
15:54 Morron Someting endless 'till the accuse excused
15:54 Stuntman that's incorrect
15:54 Stuntman it's simply "endless"
15:55 Stuntman no excuses
15:56 Morron what no excuses? I just wanted to get info about the thing Ill pay 300TL for bot you restrict me from it just because a stupit complainment happened between us space-times ago
15:57 Stuntman I'm sorry, but you'll have to go elsewhere
15:57 Stuntman you will not be unbanned, and that's a decision made by all of the ops
15:57 Morron just what happened to forgiveness?
15:58 Morron after all I havent killed someone did I
15:58 Morron Or I didn't vandalized anything
15:58 Morron did I commited adultery?
15:58 Stuntman you broke rules, got punished, refused to sit out your ban and constantly evaded
15:58 Stuntman you proceeded to flame me and cause problems
15:58 Stuntman you got a permanent ban
15:58 Stuntman what's done is done
16:01 Morron No it isnt! If greece still can want their land before centuris ago, before the bizzans war, I have right to ask my release after good behave
16:01 Stuntman that's not how things work
16:01 Stuntman your ban is permanent, and there is no changing it
16:02 Morron Who decides the power of permenent? Are you that powerful tho
16:02 Morron ...to know how stromg the "permenent" is?
16:03 Stuntman the ops are allowed to set a ban for however long they want to, based on what exactly happened
16:03 Stuntman we decided to ban you forever
16:03 Stuntman that means
16:03 Stuntman forever
16:04 Morron CAN YOU KNOW/TASTE/HEAR/EXPRIENCE/LIVE/THINK/PREDICT WHAT IS "FOREVER"?
16:04 Morron wHAT HAPPENED TO FORGİVENESS?
16:05 Stuntman yes, I can
16:05 Stuntman and the chance for forgiveness already passed you by
16:07 Morron We are all mortals, we will all die one day. Even maybe we won't able to see you tomarrow. What if you chance something, act a humanity worth and get a mitzvah.
16:08 Morron would that kill you?
16:08 Stuntman maybe if you used proper grammar and had a grasp on English, I could understand what you're saying
16:08 Stuntman but either way, whatever you're rambling on about does not matter
16:08 Stuntman the ban is permanent
16:09 Morron You are forsing yourself to not understand me...
16:09 Morron just realx and look at the world you live
16:10 Stuntman yeah, because a long existential contemplation will result in nothing more than
16:10 Stuntman "hmm, I think I will unban morron"
16:10 Stuntman lol, your ban is permanent
16:11 Morron at least you smiled little. I know you can do better if you think deeper
16:12 Stuntman yeah, my heart is wrenching because I had to reban you, ok >_>
16:13 Morron "great, if you need a pro on wrenches I can call a rocky wrench" We are in the mario universe, just think a bit forgiveful
16:14 Stuntman your ban is permanent
16:15 Morron Wow, it seems like I'll need an army of rocky wrenches
16:16 Morron Should Mushroom Kingdom have this much strict rules
16:18 Morron The reason that gathered all of those diffrent people from diffrent places is Mario. Let Mario judge you and make you think.
16:18 Morron Just an unban, for the love of/for the sake of GOD!
16:19 Stuntman nah
16:20 Morron GOD! ALLAH! LORD! BUDA! BIG-BANG! FLAYING SPAGETTY MONSTER! SATAN! no matter what you believe. You are mortal and forgiving someone's bad behave will not couse badly!
16:22 Morron SAy, what bad things will happen if you unban me?
16:23 Morron Please see inisiyatif
16:23 Stuntman the simple fact that you will be unbanned is bad enough
16:23 Morron didn't you bored of this arguements we have?
16:24 Morron none of them will repeat afater you unban
16:25 Stuntman that's not how it works
16:25 Stuntman you were already banned forever
16:25 Stuntman there is no redo
16:25 Morron but undo still exists
16:25 Stuntman nah
16:26 Morron stop seeing the world with horseglasses
16:26 Morron there isnt just "YES" and "NO"
16:26 Stuntman are you implying that you being unbanned is a world-level issue?
16:26 Stuntman how selfish
16:27 Morron who said that
16:27 Stuntman you implied it
16:27 Morron thats how you understanded
16:27 Morron what I mean is:
16:28 Morron people unite to build a community. happy people=happy community. If you forgive me today, tones of people will do the same and peace will accour. That is how butterfly effect works!
16:29 Stuntman in order to make more people happy to make a happier community, I am doing my job as an op to keep up with community maintenance--such as keeping you banned
16:29 Stuntman in order for the most peace, I cannot go against the rules and unban you
16:29 Stuntman therefore, you are banned forever
16:30 Morron the rules is for people who can see the insiyatifs
16:30 Stuntman http://www.mariowiki.com/Help:Chat
16:31 Stuntman there they are
16:31 Morron why should you be my direct opposition?
16:31 Stuntman is there any reason for me not to be?
16:34 Morron Just think as me! you have argued with an op and you are really regretful but your op isn't accepting any og your apology
16:35 Stuntman it's not that I'm not accepting your apology
16:35 Stuntman it's that you're asking to be unbanned
16:35 Stuntman and you will not be unbanned
16:38 Morron Am I acting like this is like a word problem??? (sorry for rudeness but...) Go look to yourself. you are too strict about rules. Even Adolf whould stay lighter than you in a forgiveness libra. Forgiving me won't couse a 3rd world war!
16:39 Stuntman there is nothing I can do for you
16:39 Stuntman your ban is permanent
16:39 Stuntman I will no longer respond
16:41 Morron Hear my words. Brake your chains, be confident and relax. Look whats happening while life is still pasting. --Rude translation for you--- GET A LIFE!!!
16:42 Morron I may regret this in the future but now I am in a rage vibe and I hope you will burn in HELL/HADES!!!
16:44 Morron Ah, how did they choose you as an op!!! You have done nothing to internalize Mario inti your life! Thats what I call "friend at court"
16:45 Morron You are a compleate dishonour for Mario universe.
16:46 Morron This arguement/monolog is finishing here.
16:48 Morron Thanks for not listening me and never forgiving me. Your hearth is as hard as rock! Even harder than Count Bleck!
16:49 Morron If you didnt understand, the 2nd to last sentence was as oxymoron
17:19 Morron Good night, morron.
