Paper Iggy Koopa
Retired
- Pronouns
- She/Her
Wiggler: Okay, I gotta make dinner. Hmmmm...
(Baby Yoshi comes in kitchen)
Baby Yoshi: Wiggler can I eat you?
(Wiggler holds document)
Wiggler: READ IT
Baby Yoshi: "According to Household rule 5.89a. I Baby Yoshi here by declare to never eat Wiggler on any condition" "Signed Baby Yoshi"
Baby Yoshi: FINE! Just make a Souffle or something...
Wiggler: SOUFFLE!
(Wiggler flips through Cookbook)
Luigi: WIGGLER! You better not be making Explosivo Souffle!
Wiggler: I'm Not! Ok, Pickled Pirahna Plants, Koopa Stew, Yoshi berry pie...AHA! Explosivo Souffle
Wiggler: Ok let's see...A Dash of Sugar, 1 Super Mushroom, Moo Moo Milk, Yoshi Eggs and last but not least, Explosive Ferry Flavorizer Dust.
Wiggler: Just 1 pinch, if I add more, it will explode!
Wiggler: Steady....Steady...
(Accidentally adds more than a pinch)
Wiggler: Cra-
(House Explodes)
Wiggler: -p
Luigi: What did I tell you?
Wiggler: No Butts, No Coconuts?
Luigi: WHY YOU LITTLE-
(Luigi Chases Wiggler)
The End
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(Baby Yoshi comes in kitchen)
Baby Yoshi: Wiggler can I eat you?
(Wiggler holds document)
Wiggler: READ IT
Baby Yoshi: "According to Household rule 5.89a. I Baby Yoshi here by declare to never eat Wiggler on any condition" "Signed Baby Yoshi"
Baby Yoshi: FINE! Just make a Souffle or something...
Wiggler: SOUFFLE!
(Wiggler flips through Cookbook)
Luigi: WIGGLER! You better not be making Explosivo Souffle!
Wiggler: I'm Not! Ok, Pickled Pirahna Plants, Koopa Stew, Yoshi berry pie...AHA! Explosivo Souffle
Wiggler: Ok let's see...A Dash of Sugar, 1 Super Mushroom, Moo Moo Milk, Yoshi Eggs and last but not least, Explosive Ferry Flavorizer Dust.
Wiggler: Just 1 pinch, if I add more, it will explode!
Wiggler: Steady....Steady...
(Accidentally adds more than a pinch)
Wiggler: Cra-
(House Explodes)
Wiggler: -p
Luigi: What did I tell you?
Wiggler: No Butts, No Coconuts?
Luigi: WHY YOU LITTLE-
(Luigi Chases Wiggler)
The End
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